Our system detected that your browser is blocking advertisements on our site. Please help support FoxesTalk by disabling any kind of ad blocker while browsing this site. Thank you.
Jump to content
kushiro

Okazaki interviews, comments and pictures from the Japanese media

Recommended Posts

Here's how the weekend's Premier League scores would have been announced by the Japanese James Alexander Gordon:

Puremia Riigu:

Manchestaa Yuniteddo 0 0 Nyuukassuru Yuniteddo

Kuristaru Pares 2 1 Aston Vira

Restaa Shiti 1 1 Tottenamu

Norijji Shiti 2 1 Sto-ku Shiti (sounds like 'storku')

Sandaarando 1 1 Suuonjii Shiti

Uesto Hamu 3 4 Bo-nmas (Sounds like 'bornmas')

Uesto Buromuuicchi 2 3 Cherushii

Evaaton 0 2 Manchestaa Shiti

Watofo-do 0 0 Sausanputon

Aasenaru Mon Rivapuuru

Sorry to reveal that, but yes. In Japan, City = shiti.

Absolutely love this! Especially West Brom!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Kushiro/Yuta, I'm going to Japan on Thursday for a fortnight. I'm not sure i'll have access to any subscription sports channels, but could you let me know which Channels (subscription or not) show premier league games live, or highlights? Hoping to catch the Bournemouth away game on tv there in some form if possible. I'd be ok in Tokyo because there's plenty of bars open late showing live football, but I'll be rural Yamagata ken, so my options will be limited.

Hoping to get across to Sendai to watch Sendai vs Niigata if possible. I've watched 2 J League games live before, Urawa vs Niigata and Yamagata vs Shimizu S-Pulse, both a few years ago, and both games involved players who later joined us, Abe and Okazaki!

 

That's amazing lol

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Here's how the weekend's Premier League scores would have been announced by the Japanese James Alexander Gordon:

Puremia Riigu:

Manchestaa Yuniteddo 0 0 Nyuukassuru Yuniteddo

Kuristaru Pares 2 1 Aston Vira

Restaa Shiti 1 1 Tottenamu

Norijji Shiti 2 1 Sto-ku Shiti (sounds like 'storku')

Sandaarando 1 1 Suuonjii Shiti

Uesto Hamu 3 4 Bo-nmas (Sounds like 'bornmas')

Uesto Buromuuicchi 2 3 Cherushii

Evaaton 0 2 Manchestaa Shiti

Watofo-do 0 0 Sausanputon

Aasenaru Mon Rivapuuru

Sorry to reveal that, but yes. In Japan, City = shiti.

It should be absolutely compulsory that all clubs change their names to these with immediate effect. Although may be a good chance for us to change to Fosse? What would Fosse be in Japanese?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

It should be absolutely compulsory that all clubs change their names to these with immediate effect. Although may be a good chance for us to change to Fosse? What would Fosse be in Japanese?

 

Fosse would best be rendered as  フォス,  (= fu + o + su)  with an almost identical pronunciation to the English, as the 'u' in 'su' would be silent.

Edited by kushiro
  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Sandaarando                  1   1   Suuonjii Shiti

 

Uesto Buromuuicchi        2   3   Cherushii

 

How come there's no "sea"?

 

If we compare "Chelsea" and "Swansea" (pronounced in English "chel-see" and "swon-zee") and how they translate to "jii" and "shii", I'm confused!

 

 

Crystal Palace & West Bromwich translations are my favourites

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Most important part of Japanese is all end of 「a」「i」「u」「e」「o」 .

It'sあいうえお

Maybe already you know .

(o)k(a)z(a)k(i)おかざき

R(e)s(u)t(a)(a)れすたあ

M(a)nch(e)s(u)t(a)(a) (u)n(a)(i)t(e)dd(o)まんちぇすたあ ゆないてっど

Edited by yuta
Link to comment
Share on other sites

How come there's no "sea"?

 

If we compare "Chelsea" and "Swansea" (pronounced in English "chel-see" and "swon-zee") and how they translate to "jii" and "shii", I'm confused!

 

 

Crystal Palace & West Bromwich translations are my favourites

 

Good question. There is no 'si' sound, and so they use the closest approximation, which is shi. This effects how they say City, as well as Chelsea. There is also no 'zi' sound. The closest is 'ji'. Hence the Swansea spelling.

 

You'll notice the almost total absence of consonant equivalents in Japanese. For example, No 's', just 'sa', 'shi', 'su', 'se' and 'so'

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Good question. There is no 'si' sound, and so they use the closest approximation, which is shi. This effects how they say City, as well as Chelsea. There is also no 'zi' sound. The closest is 'ji'. Hence the Swansea spelling.

 

You'll notice the almost total absence of consonant equivalents in Japanese. For example, No 's', just 'sa', 'shi', 'su', 'se' and 'so'

 

Thanks for clearing that up, explains why we are "Shiti"!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

City team v. Spurs (pronounced Japanese stye):

 

 

Kaspaa Shumaikeru    (the 'ai' pronounced ‘eye’)

 

 

Ricchi De Raeto    

 

Uezu Mo-gan           

 

Roberuto Fuuto 

 

Jefurii Shuruppu

 

      

Danii Dorinkuuo-taa    

 

Andi Kingu

 

Maaku Oruburaiton   

 

Riyado Mafurezu

 

 

Jieimii Vaadii (Sometimes Baadii)

 

Okazaki Shinji

Edited by kushiro
Link to comment
Share on other sites

And here's the other squad members:

 

 

Maaku Shuwarutsaa

 

Riamu Muua

 

Maruchin Vashirefuski      

 

Reonarudo Ujoa

 

Engoro Kante

 

Diin Hamondo

 

Kuristian Fukusu

 

Yoan Benaruan

 

Andorei Kuramaricchi   

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This is brilliant. Interesting that there are almost no foreign names Japanese can reproduce correctly.

 

Some of the sounds they find most difficult are in French and German.

 

 

The French sound 'en' is a tricky one.

 

Thierry Henry = Chieri Anri

 

 

The German umlaut is another problem.

 

Joachim Löw   =  Yoahim  Reev     Yes, reev!  (sounds like 'rave')

Edited by kushiro
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...