Out Foxed Posted 6 October 2014 Share Posted 6 October 2014 stop derailing the thread you elitist Kants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fleckneymike Posted 6 October 2014 Share Posted 6 October 2014 Travelled away with Cardiff years ago when they were third division, quite a hefty police presence would routinely march infront of them prior to the end of the match resulting in a rousing rendition of "it's just like watching the bill". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ealing Fox Posted 6 October 2014 Share Posted 6 October 2014 My favourite non-Leicester one was ten years or so ago when Joseph-Desire Job was playing for Middlesbrough and the Boro fans sang "There's only one job on Teesside"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Smuts Posted 6 October 2014 Share Posted 6 October 2014 Certainly worshipful master. One day I hope your benevolence will teach me the Forum's secret handshake... Is that the one wear we have to put on glow in the dark johnnies and crossed swords while making lightsaber noises? I told you all not to let TBJS choose the secret handshake Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cjslcfc Posted 6 October 2014 Share Posted 6 October 2014 Quite enjoyed "King Richard's Barmy Army" at Peterborough Away the season before last. Think it was the weekend after he was found in the Car Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas_Kirkup Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 Arsenal at home years ago as the Arsenal side came trotting out of the tunnel for the second half. "Who let the frogs out?" Re-use for Newcastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iancognito Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 Madrid away,the fans who travelled by coach had a nightmare journey and when they got into the ground everyone else sang "The wheels on the bus go round and round". The fans who went by bus - including me - were in the lower tier and the ones who went by plane were in the top. When we arrived after a sh!thole of a journey, the top tier sund "The Wheels On The Bus" to which we all replied "Work in the morning, you're going work in the morning". Brilliant banter between ourselves for a change. There were probably one or two more swapped but that was the funniest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 **** yes elite status confirmed, now rep me peasants. Its NEVER right to rep a Una! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iancognito Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 Think NATO was bombing Serbia at the time if my memory is correct. Yep. Hence a few Leicester boys adapting yellow submarine to "We killed your brothers with Laser guided bombs laser guided bombs laser guided bombs" Then flares started getting chucked from the 'home' end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 "He only hits women, he only hits women WOMEN!" A rowdy female fan is then ejected 'pitch side' from the home end and walked along the pitch kicking off with stewards/police. The chant then immediately changes to: "Mattock, sort her out, Mattock Mattock sort her out." The home fans even clapped and laughed at that - a moment of genius by someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftbackinthechangingroom Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 Last season at Wycombe they're here they're there they're every*******where ******* trees there were a few others but atm I can't remember them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCFC FOX Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 The family stand is having a party bring your pyro and your smarties Made me at the time, the game after the pyro was set off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket-Ron Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 I'd like to see a list of the "elite members club", what are the entry requirements? More than one profile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Len Finsbury Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 "Stand up............ if you can stand up" By Spurs fans during the final game at Filbert Street after the PA announcer told them to sit down as they were blocking the view for their disabled supporters. Cruel, but funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daz93 Posted 7 October 2014 Share Posted 7 October 2014 Chelsea fans last season: Fvck off David Moyes, Wenger touches boys, We've got Mouriinnnhooooo, We've got Mouriinnnhooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkon84 Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 Not so much a funny chant, but a reaction that made me chuckle. At the Burnley game on Saturday, at the back of SK1, one group tried to get a Drinkwater chant going, but were practically whispering it. Sounded something daft like 'Drinkwater, Drinkwater, he likes to drink, water' , only for another group at the back to start chanting about how shit it was . Made me chuckle anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 I'd like to see a list of the "elite members club", what are the entry requirements? The first rule of Elite Members Club is you don't talk about Elite Members Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkerPen Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 From the late 90's when 'Pierpoint out' was in full swing Palace fans chanting "Pierpoint out - Goldberg in " Also thought the '**** you Leicester **** you from red star was funny, it went on for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesbrothers Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 A recent gem, much better than that nasty dog dirge. Yuuukiii Abe, Super Yuki Abe,He scores past the forest, He scores past the VillaHe lives next door to f**king Godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Guiza Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 Further to the Liverpool one for Crouch - remember they had one for Robbie Keane along the same lines.. He's small, He's red, He speaks like Father Ted. Leeds have some of the best and worst IMO, one about Enoch Showumni's manhood was brilliant. But WACCOE will forever drive me insane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LCFC FOX Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 Not so much a funny chant, but a reaction that made me chuckle. At the Burnley game on Saturday, at the back of SK1, one group tried to get a Drinkwater chant going, but were practically whispering it. Sounded something daft like 'Drinkwater, Drinkwater, he likes to drink, water' , only for another group at the back to start chanting about how shit it was . Made me chuckle anyway. yeah hilarious, exactly what that group needs when trying to move forward and creating an atmosphere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FC Halifax Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 'you,ve got a facking big nose ' you've got a facking big nose. West Ham fans at the Dell to Mat Le Tissier clearly audible on live tv was my favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsell1976 Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 Peterborough away season before last, due to poor toilets, hundreds of us was peeing up against the back wall, and everyone started chanting, we leicester city we'll piss where we want , supposed you had to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentFox Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 'you,ve got a facking big nose ' you've got a facking big nose. West Ham fans at the Dell to Mat Le Tissier clearly audible on live tv was my favourite. Remember us losing at at Mary's years ago and being in the front row with my saints supporting mate. I'm a home end. The ball came imto the crowd and he came to get it. NoIdea why but I recall screaming Somerhing at him that culminated in a comment about the size of his conk. Remember him looking me square in the face from five feet and saying 'oh **** off'. Still makes me chuckle that he replied directly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell sprout Posted 8 October 2014 Share Posted 8 October 2014 Used to like when we played Liverpool 'Sit down pinnochio' at Phil Thompson, When he would get a bit animated, And 'In your scouser slums,in your scouser slums, 'Your mams on the game and you dads in the nick, You carnt get a job cuz your so ****ing thick', 'In your scouser slums.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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