boots60 Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Can anyone help with a bit of legal advice please? My 2 children are Esteban aged 14 months & N'golo aged 2 months. I realise I may have been a tad hasty in giving my offspring their names & wish to change them to something a bit more British, Jamie or Danny for example. Is this a straightforward problem to tackle or will red tape get in the way of my nippers future happiness? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 If you go to Sharia council, they can easily be changed to Mohammed and Abdul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Red tape on your nipples will not bring happiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Can anyone help with a bit of legal advice please? My 2 children are Esteban aged 14 months & N'golo aged 2 months. I realise I may have been a tad hasty in giving my offspring their names & wish to change them to something a bit more British, Jamie or Danny for example. Is this a straightforward problem to tackle or will red tape get in the way of my nippers future happiness? British names are out of fashion these days. Wouldn't you consider renaming them Nampalys and Ahmed? I have a 10-year-old, a 9-year-old, 8-year-old twins and a 6-year-old - and have never regretted naming them Nils-Eric, Elvis, Zsolt & Gabor and Yann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Just sell them you've probably had the best years out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Serves you right for naming them after footballers, I called my sons Savile and Rolf and have never regretted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
filbertstreet Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 if you don't call all of your children andy king you called your children the wrong name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Boos Up Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 You did WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Boos Up Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 If it help: Move to Athens or London Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 So you name your child after your favourite player, who promptly leaves. Shame you didn't have kids earlier, we could have used your powers to get rid of Gallagher, Danns and Beckford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Could have been worse, I named my son Preki Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
separator Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Don't change it to Conrad, he'd still be living with you well into his 30's and rarely moved from the sofa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wymsey Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Know someone who had a son called Yaya. A strong coloured guy and was good at sports. But one day he went missing after his disgust that his family didn't give him a birthday cake. He's under-performing at sports and school and wants to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell sprout Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 British names are out of fashion these days. Wouldn't you consider renaming them Nampalys and Ahmed? I have a 10-year-old, a 9-year-old, 8-year-old twins and a 6-year-old - and have never regretted naming them Nils-Eric, Elvis, Zsolt & Gabor and Yann. Reminders of one of our worst eras, Fair play mate :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russell sprout Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Can anyone help with a bit of legal advice please? My 2 children are Esteban aged 14 months & N'golo aged 2 months. I realise I may have been a tad hasty in giving my offspring their names & wish to change them to something a bit more British, Jamie or Danny for example. Is this a straightforward problem to tackle or will red tape get in the way of my nippers future happiness? I Carnt answer your question,but what I will say is that you'll look back in years to come and when asked why you called your children what you did,it can be a positive reminder of the good times, Though I must admit,Esteban yes, N'gola,that's just madness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozleicester Posted 17 July 2016 Share Posted 17 July 2016 Quality thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
los dedos Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 8 hours ago, Wymeswold fox said: Know someone who had a son called Yaya. A strong coloured guy and was good at sports. But one day he went missing after his disgust that his family didn't give him a birthday cake. He's under-performing at sports and school and wants to leave. Coloured!!! When was this 1972? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 Easy to change. They'll answer to any name if food is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 17 hours ago, Alf Bentley said: British names are out of fashion these days. Wouldn't you consider renaming them Nampalys and Ahmed? I have a 10-year-old, a 9-year-old, 8-year-old twins and a 6-year-old - and have never regretted naming them Nils-Eric, Elvis, Zsolt & Gabor and Yann. How dare you put Nils-Eric in the same category and Elvis, Zsolt, Gabor and Yann. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nalis Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 Just dont call your next kid Srivaddhanaprabha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 1 minute ago, Nalis said: Just dont call your next kid Srivaddhanaprabha. He couldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorkie1999 Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 17 hours ago, boots60 said: Can anyone help with a bit of legal advice please? My 2 children are Esteban aged 14 months & N'golo aged 2 months. I realise I may have been a tad hasty in giving my offspring their names & wish to change them to something a bit more British, Jamie or Danny for example. Is this a straightforward problem to tackle or will red tape get in the way of my nippers future happiness? What are you thinking about naming your next one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 1 hour ago, Fox92 said: How dare you put Nils-Eric in the same category and Elvis, Zsolt, Gabor and Yann. Yes, I rated Nils-Eric, too - one of the best of a bad bunch back then. I didn't think Zsolt was as bad as some reckon, either....and all wise fans know that Yann was decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 19 hours ago, boots60 said: Can anyone help with a bit of legal advice please? My 2 children are Esteban aged 14 months & N'golo aged 2 months. I realise I may have been a tad hasty in giving my offspring their names & wish to change them to something a bit more British, Jamie or Danny for example. Is this a straightforward problem to tackle or will red tape get in the way of my nippers future happiness? You take the piss I actually know an Arsenal fan who named his daughter Francesca two weeks before Chelsea signed him.....I was rather amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 18 July 2016 Share Posted 18 July 2016 Oh my.., I wish I'd thought of this... best thread for some time. It gives my age away but my kids are called Eric and Ernie. One is a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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