Rob1742 Posted 16 November 2016 Share Posted 16 November 2016 Measles chicken Pox Mumps New shoes you had to break in Fag breathe teachers End of school holidays Neck (a cheap meat we had for tea) Cheap Pop (geebee) Own label tinned soup (it was crap in those days) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wymsey Posted 16 November 2016 Share Posted 16 November 2016 Getting smacked. Soap in mouth as punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuna Posted 16 November 2016 Share Posted 16 November 2016 School Assemblies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 16 November 2016 Share Posted 16 November 2016 1 minute ago, Tuna said: School Assemblies. These, and particular when some c*** stood up there and played the recorder. I mean, that sound, Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaspa Posted 16 November 2016 Share Posted 16 November 2016 Being little Not knowing about alot of stuff Spending half of your school time learning about stuff you know you'll never need People trying to indoctrinate you to religions Bedtimes Not being able to just go out Losing/breaking half your toys Scuffing your new shoes on their first outing when you changed your mind about using them to play football Growing out of your favourite trainers and geting them replaced with Fila / HiTops City deciding to be complete crap All the kids at school supporting ManU & Arsenal whilst getting dissed for supporting the local team thats been in my family for a century Ribena toothkind being forced on me at school Jamie Oliver making school diners more expensive whilst cutting the good meals down to just Pasta Bake P.E hockey lessons That jumped up c**t of a P.E teacher who somehow got promoted to head of year Falling and scraping your knees Getting forced to get up at ridiculously early times and feeling terrible for it Lack of knowledge about proper nutrition Air flow balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stix Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 6 hours ago, Wymeswold fox said: Getting smacked. Soap in mouth as punishment. 0800 1111 You're welcome buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket-Ron Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 Uncle Jimmy. Now then, Now then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgfualol Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 8 hours ago, Tuna said: School Assemblies. Yeah, in my primary school we had to sing so many songs about Jesus, some were proper tunes but our piano-playing teacher always played the boring ones which killed off any interest I would ever have in christianity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durnerz Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 42 minutes ago, Rocket-Ron said: Uncle Jimmy. Now then, Now then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 Homework Short trousers School caps Caning and slipper across the arse Cross country runs Bullying school teachers and yobby older school kids Lumpy sago pudding Going to church 3 times on a Sunday Not able to read cartoon type books on sundays Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 7 minutes ago, davieG said: Homework Short trousers School caps Caning and slipper across the arse Cross country runs Bullying school teachers and yobby older school kids Lumpy sago pudding Going to church 3 times on a Sunday Not able to read cartoon type books on sundays Going to church 3 times on a Sunday? Blimey, very religious family! As for bullying school teachers, I'm sure that I asked you to cut that out at the time, Davie... Maybe I'm a masochist but I quite enjoyed cross country runs. School caps were a pain, though. They were compulsory for our first 2 years at Secondary, so we were looking forward to the first day of our third year - but then they changed the rules and nobody had to wear them any more. Not fair! I loved school dinners, apart from liver and gristle in the meat pies. Never had sago pudding. Semolina was probably our equivalent and I loved its bland, grainy texture. As for sponge and custard....I once set an unofficial school record by getting 14 helpings at one sitting. Despite some poignant memories, I wouldn't swap and go back to being a child. It's no fun being powerless and clueless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danizen Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 "Leicester City are so shitty, fa la la la la, la la la la..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 25 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: Going to church 3 times on a Sunday? Blimey, very religious family! As for bullying school teachers, I'm sure that I asked you to cut that out at the time, Davie... Maybe I'm a masochist but I quite enjoyed cross country runs. School caps were a pain, though. They were compulsory for our first 2 years at Secondary, so we were looking forward to the first day of our third year - but then they changed the rules and nobody had to wear them any more. Not fair! I loved school dinners, apart from liver and gristle in the meat pies. Never had sago pudding. Semolina was probably our equivalent and I loved its bland, grainy texture. As for sponge and custard....I once set an unofficial school record by getting 14 helpings at one sitting. Despite some poignant memories, I wouldn't swap and go back to being a child. It's no fun being powerless and clueless. Probably because I was in a CofE Children's home from 6 to 16 Our PE lessons generally consisted of running around Viccy Park with the last one home, except the fat kid getting a thick plimy sole across the naked arse, I was often last preferring short fast races. I loved school dinners too, the sago was served up as a solid lump at the 'home' Same as me with school uniforms I had the badge ripped off my blazer and my cap nicked on the 1st day, mind you some kids had their brand new bikes lobbed onto the prefab classroom roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Blur Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 Going to the bed when it is still light outside in summers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy boxing Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 i don't miss having to eat all my vegetables or wearing braces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 1 minute ago, foxy boxing said: i don't miss having to eat all my vegetables or wearing braces Try having to wear braces with short trousers when you're 13/14 years old Like this It's not as if I went to a grammar or posh school it was more a prep school for borstal. PS that's not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manwell Pablo Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 Margaret Thatcher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rain King Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 I used to hurt my 'funny bone' almost daily as a child. Used to hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tielemans63 Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 Singing fecking 'Kum ba Yah'. Every. ****ing. Morning. That and shin splints, used to get them every season towards the end of the season. From ages 11-16 I don't think I completed a whole season without getting shin splints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 5 hours ago, davieG said: Try having to wear braces with short trousers when you're 13/14 years old Like this It's not as if I went to a grammar or posh school it was more a prep school for borstal. PS that's not me. If it was you, I reckon you'd be the rebel on the right with the different colour socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 17 November 2016 Share Posted 17 November 2016 Not having central heating Having a bath in an inch of tepid water because the fire had gone out Working 25 hours down t'pit, mind you that were luxury, that. My dad's temper. The family arguments everyday (or so it seemed) Not knowing how to kiss a girl Leather football against thigh on a freezing cold footy pitch Cross country runs (forced) Being unable to be good at anything and everyone else being brill. Having to get up to change the TV channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Boos Up Posted 10 December 2016 Share Posted 10 December 2016 Being humiliated at school by having to wear the dunces D hat cone standing in the corner, getting caned and lifted up by the ears by the PE teacher and then going home and getting the belt from my father for being stupid, naughty and rubbish at sports. As a Dad now, I spoil, love and encourage my son in everything he does. He's autistic and perhaps those dark days make me cherish as much time as I can get with him. The little spoilt b*gger gets everything he wants, so here's the paradox..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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