tom27111 Posted 23 November 2016 Share Posted 23 November 2016 4 hours ago, Strokes said: No more 2 girls one cup I'm waiting for 2 girls one Schlupp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 23 November 2016 Share Posted 23 November 2016 Aslong as they put me on the panel, we will fine!!8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPH Posted 23 November 2016 Share Posted 23 November 2016 19 minutes ago, Dr The Singh said: Aslong as they put me on the panel, we will fine!!8 Yes I can quite imagine! Boss: " right everyone.. time to get online to find what kind of sordid things are out there! Dr the Singh, don't forget to take a lunch break today!" Dr the Singh " ok.." The boss: " wait.. is that a pizza box next to your.:: and McDonald's breakfast wrappers? Did you even go home last night young man?" Dr the Singh: " Dedicated to my work, Sir!" The boss: " so pleased to have you on board, young man. Never seen such attention to detail.. must be the 15th time I have seen you review that clip.." Dr the Singh: "its very bad, Sir...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 23 November 2016 Share Posted 23 November 2016 24 minutes ago, MPH said: Yes I can quite imagine! Boss: " right everyone.. time to get online to find what kind of sordid things are out there! Dr the Singh, don't forget to take a lunch break today!" Dr the Singh " ok.." The boss: " wait.. is that a pizza box next to your.:: and McDonald's breakfast wrappers? Did you even go home last night young man?" Dr the Singh: " Dedicated to my work, Sir!" The boss: " so pleased to have you on board, young man. Never seen such attention to detail.. must be the 15th time I have seen you review that clip.." Dr the Singh: "its very bad, Sir...." so true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Boos Up Posted 23 November 2016 Share Posted 23 November 2016 Sorry, can someone summarise up the last few pages I've been busy "researching". Snowballing and wolfbagging looked very skilful, I think they may become Olympic events. I've thought of three categories already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
separator Posted 23 November 2016 Share Posted 23 November 2016 2 hours ago, Great Boos Up said: Sorry, can someone summarise up the last few pages I've been busy "researching". Snowballing and wolfbagging looked very skilful, I think they may become Olympic events. I've thought of three categories already. Tarmacing? Saw it mentioned on here a month or so back regarding a certain ex-Sky Sports presenter. Really wish you could un-google something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 article says: Pictures and videos that show spanking, whipping or caning that leaves marks, and sex acts involving urination, female ejaculation or menstruation as well as sex in public are likely to be caught by the ban So female ejaculaton is banned but not male? If a guy is giving it to a lady and slaps her backside that counts as spanking? Whats unnatural to some isnt to others..not that im into fisting or creampie... .nanny state time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy boxing Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 what is between consenting adults is really their business and no one else, if you don't like it don't watch it. if it disgusts you then ignore it. as long as no laws are broken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 21 hours ago, ajthefox said: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/nov/23/censor-non-conventional-sex-acts-online-internet-pornography Say what you like about getting turned on by people pissing on each other, but so long as everyone involved in making the film is consenting and not breaking the law there is no harm in it. People are free to watch it if they want to. What pornographic material can and can't be filmed being limited to what is deemed 'conventional' by a bunch of mps is a significant infringement of peoples freedoms. It is because there too many parents that let their children watch porn and that there are too many Helen Lovejoys out there that realise that squeaky wheels get oiled first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Doctor Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 22 hours ago, MPH said: I think it might have something to do with the U.S recently giving up control of the internet. l it might be illegal, but that doesnt stop people having access to it because we dont/ didnt control the the internet... Maybe some of this is now about giving us the power to decide what comes into this country through the internet Now that Countries can have more of a say... We still wouldn't control the internet - this won't stop child porn, that shit is already illegal - it's only available because trying to shut it (or indeed anything) down on the internet is like trying to put out a forest fire with your piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl the Llama Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 Madness, the only thing that needs to be changed about porn is this weird obsession lately with every other decent threesome video being about incest or step-incest. I mean I'll still watch it but I'd rather there were more wholesome three-way sex videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgfualol Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 What is funny is that a woman sitting on someone's face is banned, but the woman could have a 10ft schlong down her throat and that's alright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thursday_next Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 That will please the 'Daily Mail', which means such a lot. Now they can go on the next thing, which almost certainly will mean the banning of everything unsavoury apart from the 'Daily Mail'. Spanking, of course, was never a problem before the internet, as any fule kno. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 3 hours ago, Carl the Llama said: Madness, the only thing that needs to be changed about porn is this weird obsession lately with every other decent threesome video being about incest or step-incest. I mean I'll still watch it but I'd rather there were more wholesome three-way sex videos. Motherless.com? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 Censoring the internet? HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 Soon enough we will be having sex "demolition man" styles or will they ban that too as its technically non conventional Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzell Posted 24 November 2016 Share Posted 24 November 2016 Once they ban all this porn malarkey we will all be spanking the monkey to shit soft core porn on a late night on Channel 5. Ahhh the good old days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 3 hours ago, buzzer_b said: Once they ban all this porn malarkey we will all be spanking the monkey to shit soft core porn on a late night on Channel 5. Ahhh the good old days. Not even. slight sign of female neckline flesh on the news channel will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPinCarolina Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 This new censorship / domestic security behavior is basically 1984-lite. Oceania, here we come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzell Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 Best dig the porno Dvds out and give them a wipe down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 32 minutes ago, buzzer_b said: Best dig the porno Dvds out and give them a wipe down. They'll be banning your avatar next... Nooooooooooooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgfualol Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 12 hours ago, buzzer_b said: Once they ban all this porn malarkey we will all be spanking the monkey to shit soft core porn on a late night on Channel 5. Ahhh the good old days. Or finding a couple nude newspaper pages/magazines in a bush. You never see them anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 On 11/23/2016 at 19:33, MPH said: Yes I can quite imagine! Boss: " right everyone.. time to get online to find what kind of sordid things are out there! Dr the Singh, don't forget to take a lunch break today!" Dr the Singh " ok.." The boss: " wait.. is that a pizza box next to your.:: and McDonald's breakfast wrappers? Did you even go home last night young man?" Dr the Singh: " Dedicated to my work, Sir!" The boss: " so pleased to have you on board, young man. Never seen such attention to detail.. must be the 15th time I have seen you review that clip.." Dr the Singh: "its very bad, Sir...." I'd be questioning who delivered the pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davieG Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 Anything Goes Cole Porter Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock. If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock would land on them. In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking. But now, God knows, Anything goes. Good authors too who once knew better words Now only use four-letter words Writing prose. Anything goes. If driving fast cars you like, If low bars you like, If old hymns you like, If bare limbs you like, If Mae West you like, Or me undressed you like, Why, nobody will oppose. When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in- Truding in nudist parties in Studios. Anything goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benguin Posted 25 November 2016 Share Posted 25 November 2016 Here's how the world works: Step 1. Campaign and protest for freedom. Step 2. Realise you can't take said freedoms and liberties. Step 3. Campaign for censorship using the guise of campaigning for more freedoms and liberties. Step 4. Repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.