Rob1742 Posted 26 November 2016 Share Posted 26 November 2016 Got a call from an old boy in Middlesbrough last night. He's 80 years old yet rang me to tell me he is coming to the game today. Driving down on his own this morning, booking into a hotel and his only question to me was "are you about so we can go out on the piss after the game" He has just rang me, he is 12 miles away, bright as a button, lively as anything and I told him I will pick him up at 1.30. His reply was "I'll be at the hotel in 20 minutes so will be ready anytime then" He's a legend this bloke, and has a mind of a 20 year old, yet he is 80. The only old person thing he suffers from is he turns his phone off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven Posted 26 November 2016 Share Posted 26 November 2016 6 hours ago, Rob1742 said: Got a call from an old boy in Middlesbrough last night. He's 80 years old yet rang me to tell me he is coming to the game today. Driving down on his own this morning, booking into a hotel and his only question to me was "are you about so we can go out on the piss after the game" He has just rang me, he is 12 miles away, bright as a button, lively as anything and I told him I will pick him up at 1.30. His reply was "I'll be at the hotel in 20 minutes so will be ready anytime then" He's a legend this bloke, and has a mind of a 20 year old, yet he is 80. The only old person thing he suffers from is he turns his phone off. I do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 27 November 2016 Share Posted 27 November 2016 I may be an oldie, but I'm a goldie. Just coming up to ?0, and as the song says "Play With Me And You Play With Fire" I reckon I feel younger with every passing year. Now where did I put my ear trumpet. Ah, there it is in my bath chair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanSP Posted 29 November 2016 Share Posted 29 November 2016 On 26/11/2016 at 12:35, Rob1742 said: Got a call from an old boy in Middlesbrough last night. He's 80 years old yet rang me to tell me he is coming to the game today. Driving down on his own this morning, booking into a hotel and his only question to me was "are you about so we can go out on the piss after the game" He has just rang me, he is 12 miles away, bright as a button, lively as anything and I told him I will pick him up at 1.30. His reply was "I'll be at the hotel in 20 minutes so will be ready anytime then" He's a legend this bloke, and has a mind of a 20 year old, yet he is 80. The only old person thing he suffers from is he turns his phone off. I don't suppose you guys were in Counting House after the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1742 Posted 30 November 2016 Author Share Posted 30 November 2016 15 hours ago, StanSP said: I don't suppose you guys were in Counting House after the game? Nope, we went to Harborough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy boxing Posted 30 November 2016 Share Posted 30 November 2016 do old people stories always start off with the phrase "when I was young" has anyone been told a story without those words at the start? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 30 November 2016 Share Posted 30 November 2016 4 hours ago, foxy boxing said: do old people stories always start off with the phrase "when I was young" has anyone been told a story without those words at the start? "When I was a lad." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudulike Posted 30 November 2016 Share Posted 30 November 2016 I know an old bloke. He's 91 and a few months back he was telling me about getting married to his new 26 year old bride I gave him that knowing look and said to him that he might need to get a lodger in to, you know, help out a bit He thought that was a good idea. Bumped in to him yesterday and I asked him how his wife was. "She's pregnant", he says. 'Oh, that's great', I said, and 'how is the lodger' (nudge, nudge) ?? He said, 'Oh, she's pregnant as well'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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