Jon the Hat Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 13 minutes ago, Webbo said: When you buy an object from amazon and then they email you ads for the next few months trying to sell you the exact same thing you've already bought. You can own more than one dildo Webbo it's fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the Hat Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 1 hour ago, bovril said: Wine bottle pourers. What about those suction cork things. Used one once in about 1997 when I decided on Gin instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sharpe's Fox Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 2 hours ago, filbertstreet said: slugs nah they're hedgehog food. Everyone likes hedgehogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicsmac Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 Wasps. Vicious little bastards that don't serve any ecological purpose that other insects don't do better without being vindictive fvckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 9 minutes ago, Jon the Hat said: You can own more than one dildo Webbo it's fine. I wouldn't want to be unfaithful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pSinatra Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 Small wine glasses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScouseFox Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 half pints Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jattdogg Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 -defined prison sentences when you get out before you've completed it. Overcrowding, good behavior etc is all BS. If you did the crime do the time! -going to jail for defending yourself from an attack. Are we just supposed to let someone kill us instead? -getting married when you can just wank yourself happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted 3 January 2017 Share Posted 3 January 2017 ....arguing with the wife. Never win, and always results in an even longer wait for sex than usual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishlcfc Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Personalised number plates on cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystonFox Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 4 hours ago, chrishlcfc said: Personalised number plates on cars. B16 D4OG disagrees. actually I do agree. They're shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barky Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 V41NPK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facecloth Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 4 hours ago, chrishlcfc said: Personalised number plates on cars. Personalised number plates not on cars are even more pointless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripeyfox Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 4 hours ago, chrishlcfc said: Personalised number plates on cars. Agree with this. You wouldn't pimp up the serial number on your TV would you? Every time I see a car with a personalised number plate, i just think "what a penis" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 13 minutes ago, stripeyfox said: Agree with this. You wouldn't pimp up the serial number on your TV would you? Every time I see a car with a personalised number plate, i just think "what a penis" My number plate is P3 N1S thank you very much.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1742 Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Carrots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1742 Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Coffee shops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakeyfox Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 7 minutes ago, Rob1742 said: Carrots It's the bit at the opposite end to the green leafy bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob1742 Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Wasps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bayfox Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Dictionaries. If I know how to spell the word I don't need a dictionary. If I don't then how the **** am I going to find it with reading through pages and pages of other words I don't need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingcarr21 Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Seagulls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 53 minutes ago, Bayfox said: Dictionaries. If I know how to spell the word I don't need a dictionary. If I don't then how the **** am I going to find it with reading through pages and pages of other words I don't need. A dictionary is to explain to you what those words mean. I bet, if you gave it some thought, you could think of loads of words that you can spell without knowing their precise meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 Alcohol-free lager. Like buying a car without an engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripeyfox Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 2 minutes ago, Buce said: Alcohol-free lager. Like buying a car without an engine. Agreed. See also: sugar free coke/pop etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beliall Posted 4 January 2017 Share Posted 4 January 2017 10 hours ago, Parafox said: I own one I'm happy to give you in the name of retro-fashion. I also have a button down collar shirt if you're interested You must be the most dapper human mechanic in all the land Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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