simon7864 Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 As title suggests! Share yours in the comments Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox92 Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 I get up about 30 mins before I set off for work so I've only enough time to have a bit of toast and get dressed etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingcarr21 Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Pokey bum wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MPH Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 i wake up, go grind my coffee and get that started then c check my phone for messages, news whilst its brewing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKCJ Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Press snooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 9 minutes ago, kingcarr21 said: Pokey bum wank Is your name David Furnish ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CityFan 06 Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 I always make a cuppa tea first thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowlattsFox Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 At the minute, its make the baby a bottle, the noisy git. I don't leave myself much time in the morning so don't have time for much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxy boxing Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 check the television red button for news and sport news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellend Sebastian Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Look at my phone. This is what I have become Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stripeyfox Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 have a massive piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnegan Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 29 minutes ago, AKCJ said: Press snooze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 13 minutes ago, stripeyfox said: have a massive piss Before you get up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urban.spaceman Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Eat a handful of hot gravel then lick road clean with my tongue and work down the mill for tuppence a month... if I'm lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beliall Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Scratch my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScouseFox Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 go back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Peacock Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Lie still for 5 minutes for my boner to die down, so that when I get out of bed I don't poke anyone in the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiffToff88 Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Get dressed and take the dog for a walk, then: At this time of year: Make a cup of tea, drink it in the car while it defrosts. On days where the car doesn't need defrosting, make a cup of tea, drink it while watching Sky Sports News. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom27111 Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Depends if I've been fortunate enough to sleep in a position that gives me a dead arm. Feels like someone else is doing it, but it's just how you like it. I've said too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Horse's Mouth Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izzy Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea and I think about leaving the house I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too It gives me a sense of enormous well-being And then I'm happy for the rest of the day, safe in the knowledge there will always be a bit of my heart devoted to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr The Singh Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Dry hump my wife and get a slap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 For the next 10 days ... Pull back the curtains and look at the beautiful Caribbean sea, before sharing my breakfast with some brightly coloured birds (and Mrs CF of course) .... Normally ... let rip with a rasper and wait for an indignant Mrs CF to scowl and mutter ... Guaranteed to give me my first smile of the day ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry_LCFC Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Depends if the mrs is in a good mood or not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon the Hat Posted 6 January 2017 Share Posted 6 January 2017 Wake up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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