Webbo Posted 7 January 2017 Share Posted 7 January 2017 2 minutes ago, StanSP said: surely it's best to shit before you shower As long as it's not during. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 7 January 2017 Share Posted 7 January 2017 42 minutes ago, StanSP said: surely it's best to shit before you shower Depends on my digestive process. Timing is everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stix Posted 7 January 2017 Share Posted 7 January 2017 Shit, Shave & Shower. Any other order is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tielemans63 Posted 7 January 2017 Share Posted 7 January 2017 22 hours ago, Beliall said: Scratch my balls Me too* *My balls I mean, not your's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Countryfox Posted 7 January 2017 Share Posted 7 January 2017 1 hour ago, Paddy. said: Me too* *My balls I mean, not your's. Its not so much a scratch as a grab, pull, shake and scratch to free em up a bit and get the air round them .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trav Le Bleu Posted 7 January 2017 Share Posted 7 January 2017 16 hours ago, Parafox said: Give the wife a titslap and tell her to get my ****ing eggs benedict up here pretty damn sharpish if she wants that BJ she so badly needs to give me. I don't care that I'm 61, I've earned it. Yeah, but at 96, she needs a break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srbfox Posted 10 January 2017 Share Posted 10 January 2017 Coffe, fag, check emails and daily reports. More coffee more fags. Get ready for work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 10 January 2017 Share Posted 10 January 2017 3 hours ago, srbfox said: Coffe, fag, check emails and daily reports. More coffee more fags. Get ready for work. Ok Mr Vaz we get the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beliall Posted 10 January 2017 Share Posted 10 January 2017 If you're living with your partner and the first thing you do isn't poke her in the back, there's something wrong with you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon7864 Posted 10 January 2017 Author Share Posted 10 January 2017 On 1/6/2017 at 18:11, AKCJ said: Press snooze. how many times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon7864 Posted 10 January 2017 Author Share Posted 10 January 2017 On 1/6/2017 at 18:22, Bellend Sebastian said: Look at my phone. This is what I have become bad habit On 1/6/2017 at 18:40, stripeyfox said: have a massive piss yellow i say On 1/6/2017 at 18:54, Alf Bentley said: Before you get up? hahahah On 1/6/2017 at 19:01, Beliall said: Scratch my balls eh On 1/6/2017 at 22:48, jonthefox said: Fart . Much to the annoyance of Mrs thefox. sounds smelly BUT cool On 1/6/2017 at 23:22, Trav Le Bleu said: Open my eyes. obviously On 1/7/2017 at 01:45, Wookie said: have a really yellow piss pissssssss On 1/7/2017 at 04:40, Rob1742 said: Fart. Everyone must fart when they wake up. If they don't, then they ain't a proper bloke. Then a cup of tea and as soon as the first mouthful hits my stomach I need to go for a clear out well, not all people do fart after a long sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stadt Posted 10 January 2017 Share Posted 10 January 2017 2 hours ago, simon7864 said: bad habit yellow i say hahahah eh sounds smelly BUT cool obviously pissssssss well, not all people do fart after a long sleep ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon7864 Posted 12 January 2017 Author Share Posted 12 January 2017 On 1/10/2017 at 21:36, Wookie said: ok no offense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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