rotherhamfox Posted 15 August 2004 Share Posted 15 August 2004 I am embarassed to say my report will be of much less content as by the end of last night i was paraletic, can't remember much at all, so much so i woke up to discover i'd been sick all over my floor without realising, ive just staged a massive clean up job to rid my carpet of smell and stain. What i can vaguely remember is that even after a session of refurbishment this week the club still boasts its set of celeb pics on the wall, stark reminders of the trash you can buy at a carboot on a cold sunday morning. The play list was the same as ever all the usual suspects were there, MC Hammer, Dexys, Proclaimers, kids my age who would have never heard these classics if it wasnt for Mr Tantastic behind the decks. Ugly lads trying too hard to fit in through gelled hair and decent jeans, the only thing achieved is me noticing it, when they would prefer some two bit slapper to look at em twice. And the good looking lads having to make do with a disabled who ends up getting some sort of action every week as there will always be a lad left with no looker, lip on lip action and maybe more with popular lads makes her feel summat special when it reality she'll just end up some lonely old spinster cursing her luck in love. Feedback would be greatly appriciated, thanks alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotherhamfox Posted 15 August 2004 Author Share Posted 15 August 2004 Im shocked at lack of response, people would rather talk about ringtones, oh well, be rite :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Guest Posted 16 August 2004 Share Posted 16 August 2004 Excellent stuff mate, did you see any brown fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 August 2004 Share Posted 16 August 2004 Reading your reports leaves me feeling cold, I'm afraid. I just want to go home, curl up under my duvet, and wish the world would go away. I just thank my lucky stars I don't have to experience this first hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotherhamfox Posted 16 August 2004 Author Share Posted 16 August 2004 Reading your reports leaves me feeling cold, I'm afraid.I just want to go home, curl up under my duvet, and wish the world would go away. I just thank my lucky stars I don't have to experience this first hand. 12060[/snapback] If you keep clear of the north of England on a saturday night you'll be fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 August 2004 Share Posted 17 August 2004 I've sampled the 'delights' of the Litten Tree in Rotherham on a saturday lunchtime, and that was enough for me, thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotherhamfox Posted 17 August 2004 Author Share Posted 17 August 2004 Reading your reports leaves me feeling cold, I'm afraid.I just want to go home, curl up under my duvet, and wish the world would go away. I just thank my lucky stars I don't have to experience this first hand. 12060[/snapback] If you keep clear of the north of England on a saturday night you'll be fine. 12256[/snapback] Ive been there before, feckin rip off, nearly 3 quid a pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerryh Posted 18 August 2004 Share Posted 18 August 2004 It does sound horrific! - Reminds me of the time I went out in Sheffield once, it was so awful i've blanked all details from the night. All I remember is that you could smell a mixture of cheap perfume and aftershave from the street outside. Keep the stories coming - they make me smile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 August 2004 Share Posted 18 August 2004 If they told me I had to live in Yorkshire, I would slit my wrists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotherhamfox Posted 18 August 2004 Author Share Posted 18 August 2004 If they told me I had to live in Yorkshire, I would slit my wrists. 12677[/snapback] Rather be here than the shithole that Leicester is at the min. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Posted 18 August 2004 Share Posted 18 August 2004 If they told me I had to live in Yorkshire, I would slit my wrists. 12677[/snapback] Rather be here than the shithole that Leicester is at the min. 12687[/snapback] I just steer clear of cities/towns full stop.Haven't been back to Leicester in years but family live there,my parents tell me how bad the violence is....mind my Mum should put that rolling pin down,my Dad never goes near other women.I think all cities/towns are the same,all the ones I've lived in anyway,apart from Ipswich which wasn't too bad probably too busy 'muck spreading' to start any trouble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 18 August 2004 Share Posted 18 August 2004 If they told me I had to live in Yorkshire, I would slit my wrists. 12677[/snapback] Rather be here than the shithole that Leicester is at the min. 12687[/snapback] Everywhere's got it's good and bad areas. Where we are, isn't too bad. However, a mile up the road, and it's battered Escorts, with spoilers, teeenage mothers of 5 kids, and not a single days work between the population of a square mile! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scow Posted 18 August 2004 Share Posted 18 August 2004 To be fair, parts of Leicester/Leicestershire are quite nice. Mountsorrel (Or Mountsquirrel as some people call it <_< ) aint bad, and it's about a 15 minute journey from the town centre - That will do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 19 August 2004 Share Posted 19 August 2004 To be fair, parts of Leicester/Leicestershire are quite nice. Mountsorrel (Or Mountsquirrel as some people call it <_< ) aint bad, and it's about a 15 minute journey from the town centre - That will do me. 12788[/snapback] What??? What's wrong with that??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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