Next week #twitterclarets

🔘Sell Tarkowski for £50m to Leicester

🔘Sign Gary Cahill for nowt

🔘Use some of the £50m to bring back Jelle Vossen (unfinished business)

🔘Use the rest of the funds to write "Blackburn Rovers are shit" on the surface of the moon

— Mr D (@MrDuperouzel) August 3, 2019