My goals against San Marino
Back heel finish after running to my own goal and back several times. 1-0
Flip flap around all their players… hit my own cross bar and rainbow kicked it in from the half way line. 2-0
The 1000 step overs, balanced the ball on my head and that made it 3-0
Then took the ball into my own half and just took in the applause, then smashed it in for 4
PS. This is totally fabricated and yes I did have tea and coffee, and still maintained more position of the ball