the fox

Stop hating. You know that was a very funny joke, mate. Actauly, here's another one. 2 crazy men broke-out of the mental asylum and stole a car, and while on the road, the first crazy man told the second "turn left". The second man replyed "you turn left, i am driving"

A bald man slipped in the shower and fell on his head... Then slipped again.

We've got to the 2019 AFCON, baby!

You 2 fellas playing DB or something?

Good on you, Izzy

It's easy, mate. Ask them 3 quastions: 1- milk or cereal first 2- what do you think about the teletubbies being a show driven by a conspiracy to brainwash the children into blindly following the rules in return for rewards. 3- are you vegetarian? If so, why did you do that to yourself?

"eating too much meat is bad for you" is such a lazy argument. The word "too much" is there for a reason. Drinking too much water is bad for you, having a higher dose of a recommended medicine is also bad for you. Eat in moderation, eat what you like and mind your own business.

No, we don't claim those folks. They can go and play with the Jamaicans

We both sound foreign to English speakers.

I was just joking. You can keep them and all is forgotten.

No, you take it! You take it everything from us. We worked hard for it but you take it, AND YOU Lie! But we already made our move. Our comrades in Liverpool already got you English-speaking folks cornered! They have been attempting to change the English language and it's showing.

But what about my people? The white man always wants to take everything for himself.

We promise, mister selfridge, we are gonna work hard, spell better, and improve the country (see the Oxford comma? Already progress)

What you mean? That was hilarious.