Unabomber

I walked into my room the other day,found a massive ball of plasticine.

I didn't know what to make of it.

what do richard hammond and elton john have in common?

they both have skidmarks on their helmet.

No, sorry.

Nevermind Nick.

Does anyone know where BigGibbo is these days?

Oh and day was ok

Whats big and grey and can't climb trees?

A car park.

Profit, is profit.

That it is pal.

Got 3rd earlier in the Party Poker $2 buyin $1000 GTD for a pathetic $75. It had a pretty big prizepool and 600 entrants, so im pretty pleased

Nice one on the 5-2.

I've had a stupidly good weeksbetting I must be £150 up this week and if fox123's tip comes in it'll be £200.

Either way, Blackpool's going to good

Good stuff, i'm waaaaay down atm though i'm thinking of changing betting sites to boost my luck up.

Wishful thinking.

That's mental but brilliant :thumbsup:

I know its ridiculous, I couldn't believe he thought that they would even score at Anfield.

He was more gutted they couldn't hold on though

My bro had 50p on Liverpool to win 5-2, at 150/1 mental bet but hey it came in.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Where does Osama Bin Laden keep his C.D's?

In a rack.

Not many people I know have heard of The Maple State.(See Sig)

I've gone off them abit in recent times, but still fairly catchy.

Birmingham

Middlesbrough

Man. City

Portsmouth

Aston Villa

Burnley

Sheff. Utd.

Watford

Hartlepool

Millwall

Nottm. Forest

Swansea

Darlington

Rochdale

Shrewsbury

All to win at 13756.3/1

Ive stuck 11p on this bad boy

Nice one

Cheers boss

I had a couple of quid on Fenerbahce, Arsenal, Sporting, Barca and Sevilla all to win. at 7/1

Jammy fooker.

I had £1 e/w on scholes but that got returned coz ronaldo scored and betfred had an offer on him. Then £1 on 2-1.

Had a treble of Roma/Barca and Southampton who screwed it the bastards.

Unlucky about Southampton I just saw the goals on SSN.

I had 50p accie on

Barcelona

PSV Eindhoven

Roma

Man. Utd

Arsenal

that came in = £5.90 returns

I also had £1 on Arsenal to be winning at half and full time. = £3 returns

I also had 50p on Arsenal 3 - 0 = £7.50

Thank you very much Eduardo

£16.40

Nothing great but makes that £2 seem well spent.

This is a Megson free thread as there is no proof when you step into this thread the last few hours of Megson rumours don't exist as they are unconfirmed as of yet thankyou goodnight

Great day, topped off by red wine and cheese and biscuits.

Thank God nothing disastrous has been announced/mentioned today.

A newbie in a prison is sitting next to a typical old timer at lunch, when all of a sudden someone shouts out 23!, and everyone laughs out loud,

seconds later another reckless inmate shouts 54! once again tremendous laughter.

This goes on for a few days with numerous numbers being shouted out, and hysterical laughter,

until one day the newbie decides to ask the old timer what the crack is.

He says that the prison only have one joke book and therefore people know it off by heart so they only need to shout out a number as the other prisoners will know the exact joke, and therefore laugh.

A week or so goes by until the newbie plucks up enough courage to one day give it a go himself.

So after lunch one day the prisoner shouts out 46!!

However complete silence, greets him,not even a murmur.

Confused the newbie asks the old timer what went wrong..

He responds

"Its the way you tell them mate"