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General Smuts

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About General Smuts

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  • Birthday 07/08/1987

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About Me

Oh Karly Peutrill,

I love your shiny locks,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

You are our hirsute fox,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

I want EMO hair too.

Oh Karly Peutrill,

Free that glorious mane,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

Unless it starts to rain,

Oh Karly Peutrill

You should advertise shampoooooooo.

Oh Karly Peutrill,

Your girlfriend must adore,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

The barnett we can't ignore,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

If there was a hare as good as your hair it'd be in a zoooooooooooooooo.

Oh Karly Peutrill,

Here ends my Friday song,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

Keep your hair real long,

Oh Karly Peutrill,

I intended on this being a haiku.

TPH - Friday (When Else) 26/09/2008

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