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1 hour ago, FLAN said:

Ooh, Johnny  do you know what you’re  worth?
Ooh, Evans  is the best on earth
Stay with Leicester and we’ll come first
Johnny Evans is the best  on earth
Ooh, Evans is the best on earth 

 

 

if only only more words rhymed with earth 

 

Surprised nobody has suggested you replace ‘Evans is the best on earth’ with ‘Evans has a massive girth’

 

Ya know, seeing as we’re now singing about players’ cocks :rolleyes:

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1 hour ago, Izzy said:

Surprised nobody has suggested you replace ‘Evans is the best on earth’ with ‘Evans has a massive girth’

 

Ya know, seeing as we’re now singing about players’ cocks :rolleyes:

@FLAN... mirth, birth, turf (tenuous), 

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3 hours ago, HighPeakFox said:

@FLAN... mirth, birth, turf (tenuous), 

Yeah not easy to weave them in...aside from the obvious use of girth now 

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On 31/08/2019 at 15:45, timh10101 said:

There's a starman

He plays in blue and white

His name is Youri Tielemans

He's f***king dynamite

I quite like that. You could change the first line to, "There's a Belgian."

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Bit  raw, needs a little tuning but I think I got a banger. 

To the Dolly Parton song Jolene... 

 

He's storming round in royal blue

He'll score a flippin goal or two

Please James Maddison be my man

Madderz 

Madderz 

Madderz

Madderz 

..... 🤔🤔

Needs another verse?? 

Schooling you as if he doesn't care...? 

Edited by Gwyn

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Alternatively, 

He's storming round in royal blue

You know hell score a goal or 2

Fu#k of you thieving bastards he's our man

Madderz 

Madderz 

Madderz 

Madderz 

Hell play you off the park 'just' because he can.. 

Edited by Gwyn
Just

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Oh Soyuncu, he's on to you, he's on to you, he's on to you

Oh Soyuncu, he's on to you, he's on to you, he's on to you

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To the tune of 'Agadoo':

Soy-un-chu

La-la la-la la-la la

Soy-un-chu

La-la la-la la-la la

 

To the tune of 'Heaven' (Bryan Adams/DJ Sammy - depending on your age!)

Jonny you're all that we want,

When the ball comes into the box,

We're finding it hard to believe;

We've got Evans.

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Since eighteen eighty four

this team we adore

they're blue and white,

blue and white,

May twenty sixteen

they won the league

they're blue and white

they're blue and white

 

Da da da da, da da da da

they're blue and white

blue and white

 

 

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Harry Maguire supposed to be the best 

The English press would you give it a rest,

eighty million down the drain 

Harry Maguire concedes again 

 

na na na na na na na na na

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To the tune of The House of The Rising Sun:

 

There is a team on Filbert Way

They called the Leicester Fosse

And its been the glory of many a proud child

And ooohh I know I was one

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We really, really need something for Hamza. It’s not witty in any way, I’m afraid, but may I suggest the Yaya Toure / No Limits chant gets revived, in lieu of anything more accomplished. 

 

I can provide the updated lyrics:

 

Hamza

Hamza Hamza

Hamza Hamza

Hamza Hamza Choudhury

 

Experience suggests its just the sort of chant that KP can get behind.

 

 

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To the tune of John Denver’s Country Roads: 

 

Maddison, James Maddison

He’ll put the ball, where it belongs,

Something something, something something

Maddison, James Maddison

 

Obviously working on the third line here, suggestions welcome. Perhaps not something about his c0ck, but that seems to be the way we are going now...

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Youri, Youri, Youri Tielemans

Youri, Youri, Youri Tielemans

Youri, Youri, Youri Tielemans

he's the best midfielder we've ever had on hand

left the Cote D'Azur to live in the East Midlands

with Youri in the middle we're a team you're never gonna  stop

Tielemans is a blue and we're going right up to the top

so once more we're gonna sing Tielemans' song

 

Tune is the verse in this 

It's a bit of an awkward fit but I reckon it works if it's sung rather than being strict with syllables when reading it out

 

 

 

Edit: there's too many lines I've f ucked it

 

 

Edit 2: have I unf ucked it? I don't know, help 

Edited by Stadt

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Looking back at where you first me

i do not understand and I will not forget

if Southgate you’re the one

pick jimmy Madison

he’ll bring football home again

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7 hours ago, TK95 said:

The Wake me up before you go go chant with Soyuncu is a belter compared to the current one we have :rolleyes:

What are the lyrics to that one?

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On 03/09/2019 at 18:50, Gwyn said:

Alternatively, 

He's storming round in royal blue

You know hell score a goal or 2

Fu#k of you thieving bastards he's our man

Madderz 

Madderz 

Madderz 

Madderz 

Hell play you off the park 'just' because he can.. 

Wow, who wrote this? 

Its a work of pure genius

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