Things you've learned today.

[Buce]

 

If you're listening to a song on the radio, and you don't know what it is, ask Siri - she will listen, then tell you.

[Strokes]

39 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

If you're listening to a song on the radio, and you don't know what it is, ask Siri - she will listen, then tell you.

You're right, she told me it was a song on the radio.

[tom27111]

3 hours ago, Buce said:

 

If you're listening to a song on the radio, and you don't know what it is, ask Siri - she will listen, then tell you.

 

If I pay a quid for her, can she play for my team in the pub music quiz?

 

[Turbogre]

Two people I work with are dating each other. Both already have marriages and young kids....

[Buce]

58 minutes ago, Turbogre said:

Two people I work with are dating each other. Both already have marriages and young kids....

 

Then they certainly ain't dating.

[Trav Le Bleu]

Don't mess with the mods.

[Parafox]

It takes an average of 7 years of innocent, blameless FT posting to be villified for objecting to a post.

[Great Boos Up]

I'm 48 and shouldn't show off to my son how good I think I am on a skateboard.

[Carl the Llama]

37 minutes ago, Great Boos Up said:

I'm 48 and shouldn't show off to my son how good I think I am on a skateboard.

No kidding, you hit your head so hard you forgot how old you are.

[SouthStandUpperTier]

That I'm developing a crush on Eilidh Barbour.

[Parafox]

Always stop the car BEFORE you throw up.

[kingcarr21]

I've learned that my mother in law is a numpty for thinking Danny DeVito played the burglar with the gold tooth in home alone  

[Buce]

 

People are reacting to my posts. Stop it.

 

I want things to be the same.

 

[Innovindil]

7 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

People are reacting to my posts. Stop it.

 

I want things to be the same.

 

Reminds me of the fighting cockwombles forum tbh. Not a fan. 

[Captain...]

Thatcher invented Mr Whippy

Nazis invented Fanta

Tesla invented the radio

[Carl the Llama]

That I have very poor short-term memory.

[Jattdogg]

Trump is a clown. Ronald feckin mcdonald

 

[Milo]

My 4 year old projectile vomits if he's made to eat mange tout 

[Kinowe Soorie]

On 24 July 2017 at 12:09, Parafox said:

Always stop the car BEFORE you throw up.

Was driving with a migraine once and no where to pull over, spewed in the footwell. Not a very nice experience, and even worse one cleaning it up the next day!!

[tom27111]

7 hours ago, Captain... said:

Thatcher invented Mr Whippy

Nazis invented Fanta

Tesla invented the radio

 

Myth. Mr Whippy was invented in the US around 10 years before Thatcher worked for Lyons.

 

The other two are very contentious as well! 

[Crinklyfox]

1 hour ago, Kinowe Soorie said:

Was driving with a migraine once and no where to pull over, spewed in the footwell. Not a very nice experience, and even worse one cleaning it up the next day!!

I'm amazed that you can drive with a migraine.  When I get them my powers of reasoning take a hit along with my reaction time (plus the feeling of having a pin through the eye is distracting).  Of course if it hits halfway through a journey then that's just bad luck.

[Nick]

That Nissan have terrible customer service.

[whoareyaaa]

On ‎21‎/‎07‎/‎2017 at 15:55, Turbogre said:

Two people I work with are dating each other. Both already have marriages and young kids....

That's women for ya

 

[Jattdogg]

On 21/07/2017 at 10:55, Turbogre said:

Two people I work with are dating each other. Both already have marriages and young kids....

How can you turn this negative into a positive for you? Bribe time.

[DJ Barry Hammond]

9 hours ago, Carl the Llama said:

That I have very poor short-term memory.

 

Why wasn't this post repeated an hour later?