Izzy Posted 16 July 2017 Share Posted 16 July 2017 Hands up if the internet wasn't invented when you were at secondary school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 16 July 2017 Share Posted 16 July 2017 16 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said: Hands up if the internet wasn't invented when you were at secondary school... Don't think at secondary school - possibly college but not sure - definitely at uni on really slow dial up at home and really slow broadband at uni. As you said secondary school... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarles Barkley Posted 16 July 2017 Share Posted 16 July 2017 When I was in year 9, a couple of kids in year 11 were caught and filmed having sex in the school toilets. One kid (cant remember when) decided that he wanted to jump a fence with sharp metal railings. Dunno how he managed it but he was wearing a ring and the ring got caught on the sharp end of the fence at the top and he was trapped. As he tried to break free(panicking and dangling from the fence) he pulled hard downwards to get free and lost his finger. Loads of people saw it but ai wasnt there. Saw the Blood afterwards though. Pretty gruesome oh and 3yrs before I started, some kids burned down half the school in a violent arson attack. Was during the night so no one was hurt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the fox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 When you're trying to remember good memories and nothing but your cringy moments comes to mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonthefox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 10 hours ago, tom27111 said: Jesus. Are you all from St Matthews? Oadby was pretty nice! Apart from those Manor high school wankers in their piss yellow shirts. That's me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col city fan Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 11 hours ago, Steve_Walsh5 said: See this is what worries about sending my lad school. He's not even 1 yet but I think about what it will be like to be sending him to school. I myself never had any problems at school, I could look after myself, captain of the school football team at both schools I went to & generally had a lot of mates. I've told my girlfriend when he's old enough I would like to take him boxing and see if he enjoys it. I'm not condoning violence & ideally I would not like him to ever use it but I would hate for him to be worried and scared everyday about going to school. You always sound a top lad mate. I've always thought so. Make sure as much as you can, that you send your kid to a good school. They all have their problems, but some are truly better than others. Read the Ofsted reports, get the local gen on the schools and choose carefully. It might even mean having to live in a certain catchment area and moving because of it. That's what me and my son's mum did. Regarding boxing. I agree. It'll instill fitness and discipline and if the other kids know that yours is boxing, it may make them think twice. I did it as a young lad, so did my son. He boxed for the Uni in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lgfualol Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 From year 8-11 I pissed around all day. It was great fun. My friends and I had a ton of schemes and were always up to something, especially when it rained. One of my friends at the time nipple-crippled a male teacher. Good times. Hated sixth form though. Was glad to finish that and start working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain... Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 I've not thought about secondary school for ages, was struggling to think of anything then it all came flooding back. Thinking back to the levels of abuse teachers got, spending a class chucking spitwads in the teachers bag when his back was turned, firing pellets with elastic bands, launching pens and pritt-stick at the ceiling see what stuck. Stink bombs, chewing gum in the class room lock, chemistry teacher had his lab coat set on fire. Dazzling teachers with your watch, synchronised alarm setting, edging the tables further and further away from the front of the class, watches that worked as universal remote controls, humming. I really would hate to be a teacher, kids are such utter shits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderbyFox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 16 hours ago, tom27111 said: When someone shat themselves and had to get another pair of trousers from lost property. *never happened to me. Lock thread Phiiiiiiiiiil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkon84 Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 One classic memory that springs to mind is my old history teacher in year 10 threatening to beat me up because I wasn't paying a great deal of attention and my history report wasn't as good as it should have been at the time. "You can tell your friends, you can tell your family, I'll take you outside that door and give you a beating, boy!" Whilst aggressively gripping my arm The thing is, i bet he had a mean jab. He was the spitting image of Gerry Adams and had a right reach on him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leicesterlad1989 Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 17 hours ago, tom27111 said: When someone shat themselves and had to get another pair of trousers from lost property. *never happened to me. Lock thread 15 hours ago, tom27111 said: You were the kid that shat themself? That would be me! Although I didn't get a pair of trousers from lost property. Year 9 Geography. I could feel it coming and it just fell out. Nobody knew I'd shit myself but there was an awful smell as one could imagine. Luckily I live close enough to the school that I just walked out and went home after the lesson. In order to not look like an over sized man-teenager, I told my mum that I went to the school toilet but it was locked. She then wrote a letter to the school and complained about the locked toilets. Obviously I didn't hand it in. Wasn't the first or last time I've shit myself either. Bloody IBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScouseFox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 teacher on pornhub (maybe) setting off rape alarms and flushing the pins so they literally couldn't be turned off finding teachers on facebook so you could find their wife/husbands name used to be great Raggy Cabbaging bags one thing that sticks with me is the terrifying head of year who'd shout and stare in a very stern manner at the end of some assemblies cos someone had done something wrong, and even though you knew it wasn't you, he'd stare and scowl enough that you often left thinking shit, was it me setting fire to seagulls when I should've been in PE yesterday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kushiro Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 In our class in the early 80s there were the punk / new wave fans and the metal fans. Everyone used to write their favourite group names all over their school bag. I used to write Clash lyrics on mine. In 'Should I stay or should I go?', after Mick Jones' sings a line, Joe Strummer sings the same line in Spanish. So when Mick sings 'this indecision's bugging me', Joe cries 'indecision me molesta!'. I wasn't too keen on my form teacher so what I wrote on my bag was 'Mr. S**** me molesta!'. Well, he of course sees it and asks me what it meant. I can't remember what I said, but I look back now and think how such innocent japes could lead to the poor guy getting a reputation... Now I want to hear the track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 4 hours ago, Captain... said: I've not thought about secondary school for ages, was struggling to think of anything then it all came flooding back. Thinking back to the levels of abuse teachers got, spending a class chucking spitwads in the teachers bag when his back was turned, firing pellets with elastic bands, launching pens and pritt-stick at the ceiling see what stuck. Stink bombs, chewing gum in the class room lock, chemistry teacher had his lab coat set on fire. Dazzling teachers with your watch, synchronised alarm setting, edging the tables further and further away from the front of the class, watches that worked as universal remote controls, humming. I really would hate to be a teacher, kids are such utter shits. One of our teachers had a nervous breakdown. Poor bloke, used to wear a pristine white shirt that we used to flick ink on from our fountain pens. Just remembered something that made me laugh, One of my mates phones rang in class and the whole class went silent and this teacher looked ready to hit the roof so I said Adrian (The Teacher) it's your mum, you left your packed lunch at home. Whole class is was crying, poor guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnderbyFox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 13 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said: One of our teachers had a nervous breakdown. Poor bloke, used to wear a pristine white shirt that we used to flick ink on from our fountain pens. Just remembered something that made me laugh, One of my mates phones rang in class and the whole class went silent and this teacher looked ready to hit the roof so I said Adrian (The Teacher) it's your mum, you left your packed lunch at home. Whole class is was crying, poor guy. Oi Cleanshirt, how do you get your shirt so clean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pSinatra Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 We had 2 teachers that ended up in Carlton Hayes. Not sure why? The kids never gave either of them any shit, as they were both fooking crazy. Nearly got expelled for shoving a girl down the stairs. We used to call her Big Momma cause she was fooking huge. She's known down the football & I think some of you call her Hagrid. I was sat in the Headmasters office on the verge of being kicked out. I rang my Dad at work & told him he "better get his arse down here". I had heard that someone had lobbed her down the stairs, but it wasn't me & I was nowhere near at the time. They said they had witnesses?? My Dad turned up & I swear he was ready to spark the headmaster. The police came & me & my Dad were told to leave. I never heard anything else about it. I'd never really got on that well with my Dad, but from then on I knew he had my back. When I was about 15 there was someone at school going around randomly taking a shit in empty classrooms.......known as The Phantom Shitter. That wasn't me either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Webbo Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 In our last year at school we always used to play cards in one of the classrooms during break/dinner time. There must of been about 8 of us. The teacher that used to patrol the corridor was a female cookery teacher. She'd come in and tell us to go outside we'd say yes miss and just ignore her. We were there one day when this dead hard teacher(you could still get the cane in those days) dragged this lad in. We all jumped behind the desks, behind cupboards, while this teacher gave this lad a right bollocking for about 5 minutes. We were all shitting it, god know how he never spotted any of us. Just after he left my mate let out a ripping fart and we all fell about laughing. You probably had to be there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 21 minutes ago, pSinatra said: We had 2 teachers that ended up in Carlton Hayes. Not sure why? The kids never gave either of them any shit, as they were both fooking crazy. Nearly got expelled for shoving a girl down the stairs. We used to call her Big Momma cause she was fooking huge. She's known down the football & I think some of you call her Hagrid. I was sat in the Headmasters office on the verge of being kicked out. I rang my Dad at work & told him he "better get his arse down here". I had heard that someone had lobbed her down the stairs, but it wasn't me & I was nowhere near at the time. They said they had witnesses?? My Dad turned up & I swear he was ready to spark the headmaster. The police came & me & my Dad were told to leave. I never heard anything else about it. I'd never really got on that well with my Dad, but from then on I knew he had my back. When I was about 15 there was someone at school going around randomly taking a shit in empty classrooms.......known as The Phantom Shitter. That wasn't me either. You pushed Hagrid down the stairs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pSinatra Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 Just now, Costock_Fox said: You pushed Hagrid down the stairs? I couldn't have even if I had wanted to. She was about 3ft taller than me & about 15st heavier. She would have forearm smashed me into next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 4 minutes ago, pSinatra said: I couldn't have even if I had wanted to. She was about 3ft taller than me & about 15st heavier. She would have forearm smashed me into next week. You are a brave man or were a very stupid child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 8 hours ago, Darkon84 said: One classic memory that springs to mind is my old history teacher in year 10 threatening to beat me up because I wasn't paying a great deal of attention and my history report wasn't as good as it should have been at the time. "You can tell your friends, you can tell your family, I'll take you outside that door and give you a beating, boy!" Whilst aggressively gripping my arm The thing is, i bet he had a mean jab. He was the spitting image of Gerry Adams and had a right reach on him. I had similar - at college everybody had to do drama. Me and my mates came up with a short thing involving a tramp with the teacher's name - played my me. At the end of class he took me aside into a room at the back and told me if somebody in the outside world had said that he'd have beaten the shit out of them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strokes Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 Didnot go did eye, Neva did me ne arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buce Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 6 minutes ago, Strokes said: Didnot go did eye, Neva did me ne arm. You know what they say, Strokes - Those who can, do; those who can't, teach; those who can't teach become electricians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAFKA Castroneves Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 Had a few classic moments that i'll never forget. First one was thanks to my mate Gaz who was a playful (but lovely) troublemaker - nothing ever sinister or violent may i add, he was just a bit hyper. He needed to go to the toilet in science and because he'd been acting up a bit at the beginning of the lesson the teacher refused him to go - so after trying to explain and getting nowhere he marched up to the front of the class, dropped his trousers and proceeded to have a shit in the bin in front of everyone - the teacher was so stunned he didn't know what to do - Gaz pulled up his pants afterwards - ran across the classroom and jumped out of the second story window to freedom and went home The teacher let him off in the end with no punishment as well - using the excuse that he used "good science" to remember to bend his legs on landing when he jumped out of the window. That poor teacher, I remember once i made him cry by accident for swearing at someone when i thought he wasn't listening, wasn't at him or anything he was just a bit soft really for our year as we were quite large in number and quite a varied bunch. Second one was another mate of mine downing a bottle of vodka pre-9am Art lesson - going to said Art lesson and unleashing a verbal tyrade on our teacher about how he liked to "shag trees" - he portrayed himself as a bit of a hippy this teacher. Then there was the time someone (no-one to do with me I may add) laced a teachers boardmarker with Acid thinking it would get them messed up, didn't work - thank god Yeah my year was very banterious with a twist towards the more sinister if pushed, most of the bad kids have ended up criminals sadly, one guy i used to be pretty close to in my Drama class i caught nicking vodka from the supermarket i worked at, didn't have the heart to call the cops - so grabbed the vodka and told him just to not come back cause he was putting me in a difficult position. He never did to be fair but i know he ended up going to prison for nicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costock_Fox Posted 17 July 2017 Share Posted 17 July 2017 42 minutes ago, TAFKA Castroneves said: Had a few classic moments that i'll never forget. First one was thanks to my mate Gaz who was a playful (but lovely) troublemaker - nothing ever sinister or violent may i add, he was just a bit hyper. He needed to go to the toilet in science and because he'd been acting up a bit at the beginning of the lesson the teacher refused him to go - so after trying to explain and getting nowhere he marched up to the front of the class, dropped his trousers and proceeded to have a shit in the bin in front of everyone - the teacher was so stunned he didn't know what to do - Gaz pulled up his pants afterwards - ran across the classroom and jumped out of the second story window to freedom and went home The teacher let him off in the end with no punishment as well - using the excuse that he used "good science" to remember to bend his legs on landing when he jumped out of the window. That poor teacher, I remember once i made him cry by accident for swearing at someone when i thought he wasn't listening, wasn't at him or anything he was just a bit soft really for our year as we were quite large in number and quite a varied bunch. Second one was another mate of mine downing a bottle of vodka pre-9am Art lesson - going to said Art lesson and unleashing a verbal tyrade on our teacher about how he liked to "shag trees" - he portrayed himself as a bit of a hippy this teacher. Then there was the time someone (no-one to do with me I may add) laced a teachers boardmarker with Acid thinking it would get them messed up, didn't work - thank god Yeah my year was very banterious with a twist towards the more sinister if pushed, most of the bad kids have ended up criminals sadly, one guy i used to be pretty close to in my Drama class i caught nicking vodka from the supermarket i worked at, didn't have the heart to call the cops - so grabbed the vodka and told him just to not come back cause he was putting me in a difficult position. He never did to be fair but i know he ended up going to prison for nicking. Shitting in a bin and then jumping out of a window wins the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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