stez Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 A quick piss Sign my name 13 1/2 times Fill the kettle Find my keys (if they're where I normally leave them) Get up and back down the stairs Count to 14 (with Mississippi said between the numbers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 I can see where this is going to end up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlueBrett Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 make your wife/girlfriend fall in love with me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 6 September 2017 Author Share Posted 6 September 2017 The moderator's special place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stez Posted 6 September 2017 Author Share Posted 6 September 2017 Just now, BlueBrett said: make your wife/girlfriend fall in love with me Best of luck, it took me 25 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parafox Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Read and then dismiss this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Within 14 seconds, I can post a youtube video of relevance to this thread: (Not true, actually, you caused me to take 4 minutes out from work to watch the video) It probably took Lee Harvey Oswald (or someone else, if you're a conspiracy theorist) less than 14 seconds to bump off JFK, excluding preparation time. Trump could achieve even bigger impact within that timescale - imagine taking 14 seconds to destroy human civilisation...... Sorry, did I lower the mood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarles Barkley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Process something then proceed to blame rudkin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiffToff88 Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 have sex 3 times... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Bentley Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 30 minutes ago, TiffToff88 said: have sex 3 times... Perhaps that's what Rudkin was up to, when he should have been unjamming his fax machine? The time for a celebratory orgy is after the job is complete, Jon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Do ⅔rds of a So Solid Crew rap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Take a very large bung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 1 hour ago, stez said: A quick piss Sign my name 13 1/2 times Fill the kettle Find my keys (if they're where I normally leave them) Get up and back down the stairs Count to 14 (with Mississippi said between the numbers) Miss a transfer deadline Miss a bus/train/plane make a nespresso read the wikipedia of Nottingham Forests achievements find an FT member who is angry about Leicester find an FT member who is angry about Rudkin probably less get wound up by the daily mail/sun/mirror and any other crap news paper Troll FT and get banned for 2 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beliall Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 have a danger wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merging Cultures Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Take a very large bung.I've never attempted this, so I think I'd have to work it in a bit slower than that. I think jamming it in so quickly would hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl the Llama Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Say "Mississippi" 13 times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasthedestroyer Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Seal an envelope to bribe FIFA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Read this thread. Think "What?". Contemplate a response which sums this thread up. After 14 seconds. Type up a reply (see above). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Play 'smell my cheese' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbogre Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Eat a banana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacemunky Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Run the 100m. edit: run 50m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Boos Up Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Make a paper aeroplane out of some random piece of paper I found on a desk. (I hope it wasn't important) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Oxlong Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Three bobs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smudge Posted 6 September 2017 Share Posted 6 September 2017 Travel 420km standing still Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted 8 September 2017 Share Posted 8 September 2017 Earn £21.90 in salary - oh no that's Neymar not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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