The Apprentice 2017

[Rob1742]

As usual a thoroughly dislikable bunch, with the odd exception. Couldn't imagine spending any amount of time with any of them. 

[StanSP]

7 hours ago, Wookie said:

They're all shite but the women are mostly insufferable especially Siobhan and Elizabeth. Who said Jade's fit?  looks like one of the White Chicks 

 

 

Charles looks the scientist from Captain America 

Nah Charles reminds me of this dude 

[Izzy]

I was having a quarterly review with my boss this morning.

 

He normally starts off with warm up first. He smiled and said "do you ever watch the apprentice?"

 

I said "ohhh, yeah. I stick a small mirror under the toilet door when she’s taking a shit" 

 

(P.S. Does anyone know what time the Job Centre opens tomorrow? )

Edited 5 October 2017 by Izzy Muzzett

[Parafox]

10 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

I was having a quarterly review with my boss this morning.

 

He normally starts off with warm up first. He smiled and said "do you ever watch the apprentice?"

 

I said "ohhh, yeah. I stick a small mirror under the toilet door when she’s taking a shit" 

 

(P.S. Does anyone know what time the Job Centre opens tomorrow? )

You're losing the plot. Your "success" on the Joke thread has gone to your head and now you think you can be funny everywhere. 

 

(P.S. Let me just check my potato)

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Siobhan looks like a caricature   

[ScouseFox]

harrison is a geezer 

[winteriscoming]

There's a women on there who looks like sad from the film inside out I don't know her name but you'll know her when you see her. Also I can't stand Karen Brady 

[Izzy]

52 minutes ago, winteriscoming said:

There's a women on there who looks like sad from the film inside out I don't know her name but you'll know her when you see her.

This one?

 

 

[winteriscoming]

15 hours ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

This one?

 

 

No her name is Elizabeth mckenna sorry not got a photo of her. She's the one arguing with siobhan. 

[Strokes]

[winteriscoming]

1 hour ago, Strokes said:

Yes that's the one 

[kingfox]

Poor Claude looks like he wants to top himself.

[Tuna]

Boys pitch was a car crash.

[StanSP]

1 minute ago, Tuna said:

Boys pitch was a car crash.

car crash right from the start of the task!

 

so many flaws on each.

Elizabeth pissing me off so much. I think she knows she's not good enough so just pissing about and pissing everyone else off on purpose  

[Izzy]

From Viz 

 

[ScouseFox]

elizabeth is the queen 

[Tuna]

The lightweight PM will go.

[StanSP]

Just now, Tuna said:

The lightweight PM will go.

Jeff. That bullshit he spouted in the pitch  

 

Disadvantage against the PM is not having sorted the budget out. And using the wrong colours for best of British theme  

[ithuriel]

All of them could go, cant believe they are proud of that room.

[ScouseFox]

blimey good lord he just told shugs to zip it hand him the keys to the rolls royce 

[StanSP]

Just now, ScouseFox said:

blimey good lord he just told shugs to zip it hand him the keys to the rolls royce 

 

[Facecloth]

Jeff is a ****. Straight out the door without shaking the guys hands.

[ithuriel]

Sacked and deluded.

[Tuna]

Oh well, there's always the breakdancing mate!

[StanSP]

Jeff says he'll be presenting The Apprentice in 20 years time. 

With comments like that, Sugar is immediately vindicated in showing him out the door. What a tit.