The Apprentice 2017

[Tuna]

On ‎08‎/‎11‎/‎2017 at 22:02, StanSP said:

Jade was very quiet today! Sailed through without doing anything  

 

 

Can't remember her doing anything except leaving the boardroom !

[Facecloth]

Joanna is such a ****.

[Legend_in_blue]

The new look Fiesta is ruined.  In fixing the look from the side, they've messed up the front and rear.  Looks ugly compared to the outgoing variant.

[Uranyl Yellow]

8 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

Joanna is such a ****.

Pando?

[ithuriel]

I'd love to know what these lot are on, do they put something in the water in the house they stay in?

[isaidno]

I don't get this task. Why are they coming up with a name, it's a Fiesta 

Edited 15 November 2017 by isaidno

[kingfox]

On 08/11/2017 at 21:35, kingfox said:

That Anisa is a right dipshit.

*COUGH*

[Facecloth]

Not sure I've ever seen Sugar pick one for the boardroom himself.

[CUJimmy]

Double firing coming up ...

[SystonFox]

21 minutes ago, isaidno said:

I don't get this task. Why are they coming up with a name, it's a Fiesta 

Yeah. Job done for ya. Ford Fiesta. Sells loads. Simples

[ithuriel]

Can see a stack of them going next week.

[Mrfox452]

1 minute ago, ithuriel said:

Can see a stack of them going next week.

Surprised only one went today.

 

All four could have been fired.

[fazzyfox]

I get it now, I get it! The big lady is part of a children in need "Miranda does the apprentice" skit, with a bit of Olive from "On the buses" thrown in too. It all makes sense now, no-one could be that annoying.

 

Still disappointed at Sarah-Jayne last week, she might be a Derby lass but we can play master and apprentice any time and my "tasks" will be more fun than Sugars. Not sure if I want Claude and his expressions & notebook in attendence though!

[winteriscoming]

Can't believe elizabeth wasnt fired then on your fired the two women said they liked elizabeth. Have I been watching something else even claude said she was annonying and irritating. 

[Mike Oxlong]

20 hours ago, Facecloth said:

Joanna is such a ****.

 Should’ve called the car a Ford ****

 

That would have been some ad campaign and pitch.

 

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

Sarah is quietly good, can't see beyond her at the moment 

[chuck'em]

Very good chance of a triple kill tonight, he really needs to start getting rid of some of the shit in there. 

[Uranyl Yellow]

Scoop. Expelled Apprentice contestant claims humiliation and abuse at being forced to stand in front of Sugar in saucy one-piece nightwear and natty furry slippers

[Sol thewall Bamba]

Jade English gets fitter each week. 

 

Sarah is comfortably the most competent at the moment, which is great as she's my office sweepstake candidate. 36 quid coming my way. 

[Uranyl Yellow]

Go find me a rabid rottweiller for Charles to do a blueberry facial on. I'll happily pay the fee.

[StanSP]

what the fvck is the point in Charles?!

[StanSP]

Bullshit Bushra fvcked the photography. Idiot  

[Mrfox452]

Why do I continue to watch these absolute clampets? 

[chuck'em]

Imagine paying £125 to have dog shit cleared off your lawn. Grab a bag you ****ing idiots. 

[ithuriel]

Charles always reminds me of something out of Men in Black, can just imagine the alien bailed and left the Charles bot roaming the Earth.