How do I break it to her?

[ajthefox]

On 16/01/2018 at 16:34, DatfoxesKid23 said:

The house is on rent. Thanks your right. the main reason I didn't leave her was because I felt that I was going to trigger her into getting far worse. I honestly think that she would try to hunt me down even if I did move out of leicester. I will explain to my parents but to be honest what am I meant to say my girlfriend is a crazy physco who I dont want to live with. This is my fault I shouldn't have let things get this far. 

That's exactly what you should say.

 

Seriously though, I had a crazy ex and the longer I put off binning her the worse the relationship got and the worse it made her reaction. Worst night of my life I won't lie but she things will calm down after.

[lifted*fox]

she says you're not demanding enough - you're clearly not fulfilling her needs.

 

you should leave her so she can get with a real man. 

 

 

nah, jokes. man up and **** her off fam. plenty more fish in the sea that ain't crazy innit.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Seems like perfectly normal behaviour to me.

[lifted*fox]

44 minutes ago, lifted*fox said:

nah, jokes. man up and **** her off fam. plenty more fish in the sea that ain't crazy innit.

 

actually, that ain't true. 

 

most women are absolutely mental tbh. 

[simFox]

Just bone another girl. They always find out and they always leave you. At least in this case you don't have to be bothered about the outcome.

[daddylonglegs]

On 16/01/2018 at 14:50, KingsX said:

Turning to FT for serious relationship advice.

 

don't;

[Guest seanfox778]

@DatfoxesKid23 you still alive, mate?

[Nalis]

If she's as psycho as you make out then she probably knows you post on here as @DatfoxesKid23 , in which case, you are truly fvcked.

 

Sorry dude.

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Seriously, is this thread a wind up? If it isn't, you are just going to man up, and tell her that you are finished as a couple. Not easy, but the only way to resolve your problem.

[Stadt]

I reckon you should kill her before she kills you, it's a dog eat dog world man.

[Costock_Fox]

12 minutes ago, Wookie said:

I reckon you should kill her before she kills you, it's a dog eat dog world man.

Probably a few weeks too late with that advice judging by the lack of reply’s.

Edited 26 January 2018 by Costock_Fox

[the fox]

14 minutes ago, Wookie said:

I reckon you should kill her before she kills you, it's a dog eat dog cat kills cat world man.

[the fox]

update: he left her, he said that on another thread...

 

 

and hide yo cats

 

[notnow john]

2 minutes ago, the fox said:

update: he left her, he said that on another thread...

 

 

and hide yo cats

 

What! He's hiding in another thread?Wimp.

[simFox]

19 hours ago, DANGEROUS TIGER said:

Seriously, is this thread a wind up? If it isn't, you are just going to man up, and tell her that you are finished as a couple. Not easy, but the only way to resolve your problem.

It's not always that easy though. I was with a girl for 10 years and I was trying to break it off for the last 3. She did everything from attempted suicide, used my cards for online gambling, threats and violence (you can't hit women, but they can hit you!). It can be a tough job trying to break up, whilst trying to limit the damage they can do/try.

 

The advice about letting them have all your stuff was spot on. She had loads of my things in the end, but there was no way I was going back. 

 

Still get the odd FB message of abuse, she makes or uses different accounts.

Edited 27 January 2018 by simFox

[the fox]

i need a psycho in my life  if she wants to be with me that much, who am i to stop her?

Edited 27 January 2018 by the fox

[the fox]

1 hour ago, simFox said:

It's not always that easy though. I was with a girl for 10 years and I was trying to break it off for the last 3. She did everything from attempted suicide, used my cards for online gambling, threats and violence (you can't hit women, but they can hit you!). It can be a tough job trying to break up, whilst trying to limit the damage they can do/try.

 

The advice about letting them have all your stuff was spot on. She had loads of my things in the end, but there was no way I was going back. 

 

Still get the odd FB message of abuse, she makes or uses different accounts.

that's dedication right there!

 

Edited 27 January 2018 by the fox

[Aus Fox]

Step One: Start asking lots of questions about her mum; what's her favourite colour or food? Do you think she'd like me in this shirt? Etc.

Step Two: Mention how hot her mother looks repeatedly.

Step theee: Call out her mums name during sex.

Step Four: Ask her if she thinks her mum would be interested in a three way.

If she doesn't dump you after step four, you have a cool mother/daughter story to share on here. Then return to Step One and replace mum with dad.

[foxfanazer]

 what is this!?

 

i tend to find the psychotic women are better in bed so don’t be too hasty

[Costock_Fox]

55 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

 what is this!?

 

i tend to find the psychotic women are better in bed so don’t be too hasty

Yeah, nothing says great shag like pulling a dead cat from under the bed just as you are about to finish.

Edited 28 January 2018 by Costock_Fox

[foxfanazer]

4 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Yeah, nothing says great shag like pulling a dead cat from under the bed just as you are about to finish.

 

 

[Costock_Fox]

Probably more absorbant than a sock though  

[foxfanazer]

5 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Probably more absorbant than a sock though  

Pussy’s pussy

[Costock_Fox]

2 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

Pussy’s pussy

 somehow a thread that started with stories of a nutcase killing a cat has taken a turn for the worse, this is a new low.

[foxfanazer]

2 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

 somehow a thread that started with stories of a nutcase killing a cat has taken a turn for the worse, this is a new low.

Yeah this forum has gradually got weirder over the years