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2 hours ago, LinekersApples said:

This won’t reach 150 pages :ph34r:

Sounds like a challenge

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6 minutes ago, foxfanazer said:

I'd go with......

 

Everyone returns for pre season training. In walks Silva but none of the other players talk to him and he's completely ostracized. Then at the end of training Tielemans opens up his Adrien Silva costume and all the players go mental and have a massive pile on

I'd have it panned at someone tucking into to some beans on toast up goes the camera to a smiling youri, cheap and cheerful. 

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21 minutes ago, Crazy Kop Corner said:

He’s clearly a messiah - Youri’s coming home!

He is the Messiah and I should know.. I've followed a few. 

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First they ran out of news.

Then they ran out of puns.

Finally they resorted to unspeakable jokes, involving the Pope …

and exhausted even those.   There was no hope.  Nothing, absolutely nothing which could sustain them. 

 

They knew it was hopeless.  The remaining ones prepared for the worst, in the parched desert of a window gone horribly wrong.  54 pages still lay ahead, pages which could not possibly be filled.

 

But … a voice … that voice … could it be real?  They all heard it!  “I am Marcel … you must carry on … he is coming”

 

“Who the f*** is Marcel?” asked one.  And they all looked at him, with their last remaining strength, and their hatred burned through him.  He realized with horror, he would be next.

 

READ THE GRIPPING CONCLUSION, tomorrow in FT

or the next day ... or next week ...

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28 minutes ago, weller54 said:

He is the Messiah and I should know.. I've followed a few. 

You need to stop following Dangerous Turd

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Someone on Reddit claiming to be on the know is saying similar things about the deal being close, maybe done by Friday.

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1 minute ago, Uncle Monty said:

Someone on Reddit claiming to be on the know is saying similar things about the deal being close, maybe done by Friday.

Friday? This thread is definitely getting to 200 pages! 

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4 minutes ago, Uncle Monty said:

Someone on Reddit claiming to be on the know is saying similar things about the deal being close, maybe done by Friday.

#OTK 

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35 minutes ago, Uncle Monty said:

Someone on Reddit claiming to be on the know is saying similar things about the deal being close, maybe done by Friday.

So Youri Tiele mans that the deal is nearly done? 

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2 minutes ago, srex9 said:

So Youri Tiele mens that the deal is nearly done? 

 

That’s terrible. 

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27 minutes ago, Leeds Fox said:

 

That’s terrible. 

Im just trying to help reach the 200 😭 don't knock my pathetic contribution 

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10 minutes ago, Uncle Monty said:

Someone on Reddit claiming to be on the know is saying similar things about the deal being close, maybe done by Friday.

The deal will have progressed positively or negatively by Friday my highly trusted sources tell me.

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Babs will still be unconvinced even when Tielemans is lining up to face Wolves.

 

Just live a bit, man!

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