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7 minutes ago, FLAN said:

Instagram and into grans could be worked in somehow 

Every post you make
Every story you fake
Every gran you hate
She'll be leaking you?

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8 minutes ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

WE HAVE A WINNER! lollollol

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Coleen, Coleen. You've been mean, You've been mean

To Vardy's missus, to Vardy's missus

Coleen, Coleen. you've been mean, you've been mean

stop being a diva queen

Coleen Coleen, you've been mean and we've all seen

so stop being a diva queen.

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1 hour ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

Genius. 👍👏

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26 minutes ago, The Horse's Mouth said:

CHEER UP COLEEN ROONEY

OH WHAT COULD IT MEAN

TO BE A SAD SCOUSE BASTARD WITH A GRANNY SHAGGING FELLA WAAAHEEY

**** OFF OUR COLEEEEEEN

OH WHAT CAN IT MEAN

TO A,

HATE INCITING SCOUSER

WITH A

GRANNY SHAGGING SPOUSE RRRRRRRR

 

 

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3 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

Ok this deserves attention as excellent. 

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"Oh she liked it the best, 

but Instagram's got her stressed, 

'cus that Vardy's a pest, 

and she's really distressed.. 

 

Rooney, Rooney, Rooney, Rooney...

 

Ahhhhhhhhhhh"

 

 

Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby.

 

 

 

I'm sorry...….

 

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4 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

lol if I don’t hear this at games I’ll be disappointed :appl:

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Stick a pony in me pocket

I’ll fetch the story from the gram

Cos if you want the best ones

But you don't ask questions

Then brother, I'm your wag 

 

Cause where it all came from was a mystery,

Until she outed me, for the world to see

But here's the one that's driving me berserk
When did Coleen become Agatha?

 

Na Na Na Na

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4 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

I’m afraid this thread was misguided and most of the contributions are awful.

 

But I suppose this proves that something good may come from every stupid idea.

 

I like it! 

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4 hours ago, Houdini Logic said:

She’s desperate for attention

She’ll lie to get a mention

He’ll **** you for your pension

The Rooney Family

 

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No way could this whole pointless cluster f*** have happened for any good reason...?

But you have gone and proved the saying true.  Fair play, for leading us to the light. 

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Hey Coleen don't make it bad
Take your password and make it better
Remember to keep it close to your heart
Then you can start to make it better

Edited by Collymore

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Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleeeeen,

Careful what you post on instagram

Coleen, coleen, coleen, coleeeeeen,

You husband likes to secretly shag grans

Edited by bovril

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