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To the tune of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles:

 

Co-leen Rooney

I hear your basement's slowly leaking

 

Co-leen Rooney

I hear that Wayne pre-fers old dears

 

It's in The Sun

Love from Rebekah

 

It's in The Sun

And I say

It's alright

 

 

 

 

 

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Coleen had a dream,

About our Jamie’s queen,

She found the culprit and it was one of our oooooown.

 

On TV shes back,

The flooding attaaaaaack,

Rebecca Vardy, we know you leaked that! Woah woah woah.

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Who's that viewing private accounts?

Is it a Vardy?

Rebekkah Vardy!

 

(What's that coming over the hill is it a monster)

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Mrs Vardy is a  narcissistic individual who almost engineered her husband going to Arsenal ! And people on here are willing to try and support her because she sold fake stories to The Sun newspaper 

 

I’m going to have a shower in bleach and hope I can get myself clean by the weekend , cos FT has made me feel dirty 

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On 14/10/2019 at 11:26, Foxxed said:

Every post you make
Every story you fake
She's be leeaakking you

You trying to tell us our Rebecca is lesbian?

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2 minutes ago, Evington Fosse Fox said:

To the tune of 'shes coming round the mountain' 

 

Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s,

Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s,

Wayne will sit back watching, whilst his brothers doing the rockin, 

Coleen Rooney likes it up the a@s,

Can change 'his brother' to Beckham, Giggys, Rio,.. '

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On 16/10/2019 at 06:19, LinekersLugs said:

Mrs Vardy is a  narcissistic individual who almost engineered her husband going to Arsenal ! And people on here are willing to try and support her because she sold fake stories to The Sun newspaper 

 

I’m going to have a shower in bleach and hope I can get myself clean by the weekend , cos FT has made me feel dirty 

I don't think that you've quite entered into the spirit of this thread.  :D

 

It's just a bit of fun through the torpor of the international break. 

 

I mean no one's actually gonna sing any of this crap. 

 

...At least I hope not!

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Today is gonna be the day when i write a post all about you

By now you should have some how realized that i know it’s you 

I don’t believe that anybody feels the way i do about you now

 

Backbeat, the word is on the street that the water in my basement is out

i’m sure you’ve heard it all before but that’s because everyone was blocked out

I don’t believe  anybody feels the way i do about you now..

 

 

And all the snakes you shared them with are hiding...

and all your assistants people blamed it on are denying..

There are many things i

would  like to say to you but you blocked me now

And maybe... your gonna be the one who saves me career

Because after all i’m only 4ft tall.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry guys i’m just really bored!

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Here comes the Sun

do da da da dah

Here comes the Sun

do da da da dah

its all shite

 

Tune of”Here comes the sun”

or

“She’ll be coming round the mountain “

 

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All very good stuff  in the poetry dept but my son has met the lady(coleen) and she was very pleasant apparently- on the train with her kids..

No lets do the song antway

 

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