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Competition: Win a pair of Carabao Cup tickets to Leicester City v Aston Villa

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On 23/12/2019 at 12:51, Stoopid said:

Carabao energy drinks taste like rusty water mixed with dog urine.

Probably produced by exploited labour in an Asian hell-hole.

Err...Matt Eliott.

Look forward to hearing from you...




This is absolutely not true, Carabao are actually a really really nice company, little known factiod for the pub quiz fans... Carabao actually translates to "the tears of a happy bull" 

They tickle them and show clips of Matatdors getting gorged, until they cry tears of pure joy..

These tears are harvested (with consent), two tears go in every can,  they pay the bulls in coupons they can cash in for massages, horn shining balm, little flip books of milking cows, all sorts. 





Matt Elliott 




Pay me.

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