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3 minutes ago, SecretPro said:

Who the **** is Rhys Bennett?

Ryan rhys, they're all the same to me, he was so shit it's not even worth getting his name right! Plus rhys fits the flow of the tune better, cut me some slack man! 

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19 minutes ago, Wakeyfox said:

His name is Wesley (Wes), Wesley Fofana (Fofana), 

The French defender came to play for Leicester, 

Yes it's Wesley (Wes), Wesley Fofaaaanaaa, 

Soyuncu and Evans are giving him lessons..... 

His name is Wesley.... Repeat.... 

The best defender North of Glen Pava

 

20 minutes ago, Wakeyfox said:
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1 hour ago, Bert said:

Otherwise he’s having to quarantine for two weeks! Same reason Castagne had his in Germany. 

But Castagne didn't need to quarantine seeing as we signed him from Atalanta in Italy where there was and is no restriction with the UK?

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1 minute ago, Ric Flair said:

But Castagne didn't need to quarantine seeing as we signed him from Atalanta in Italy where there was and is no restriction with the UK?

Is it maybe about ensuring that he's officially our employee before coming here, so he then meets the criteria for avoiding isolation? So obviously we need to have had the medical before anything can be signed.

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17 minutes ago, matty98 said:
to the tune of Hakuna Matata
 
Wesley Fofana! What a wonderful play
Wesley Fofana! Ain't no passing craze
Wesley Fofana! Wesley Fofana!
It means no worries for the rest of your days

Jesus wept

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20 minutes ago, inckley fox said:

I can't be bothered to trawl through twenty pages to see whether anyone has thought of 'David Watts' by The Kinks yet.

 

I assume there's no news.

Thought David Watts was by The Jam?

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To the tune of Copa Cabana

 

He is Fofana

Wesley Fofana 

He plays at the back 

stopping the attack 

 

He is Fofana 

Wesley Fofanaaaa

He puts in the block 

Before Caglars cock

He is Fofanaaaa

The French Cafu 

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1 hour ago, RGFox said:

there has to be a chant to be manilow classic copacabana... :ph34r:

You asked for it! Remember that. 

 

His name is wesleyhe plays for lest-oh! 
With yellow feathers in his hair and a dress cut down to there
he would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while he tried to be a star
Big Wes headed over the bar
Across the crowded floor, they played a 4-2-4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more? (us! We wanna win!) 
At the co-op!  Wesley Fofana! 
Just popped in to get his mum Havana (cigars)
At the co-op!  Wesley Fofana! 
4-4-****ing 2 was always the fashion
At the KP they fell in love
Wesley, Wesley Fofana! 
His name was Ricardo
He played at right back! 
He was escorted to his chair, he saw Wesley playing there
And when he finished, he called hiover
But Ricardo went a bit too far
Big Wes kicked it over the bar
And then the punches flew, he snapped the defender in two. 
There was
 
And in sanctimonious fashion taking the lead from some posts above, this is better than the others and everyone who sings something else is wrong! 
 
 
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1 hour ago, MPH said:

Today is gonna be the day fofana finally signs for Leicester

Etienne are totally mad cause  all congerton did was pester

I don’t believe that anybody feels the way you do about us now

 

 

Back beat the word on the street is that you really wanted to come

im sure you’ve heard it all before but Puel is looking really glum

I don’t believe that anybody feels the way you do about us now

 

And all the time it took to get you seemed slow

Im so thankful that tarkowski had a bad toe

There are many things that he would like to say to you but he don’t know how..

 

 

 

 

Cause Wesley.... your gonna be the one who tells me

 

That after all , you’ll go to Liverpool when they call!

 

 

 

 

 

 Maybe a bit long to sing in the stadium :whistle:

 

 

 

 

 

Doesn't scan well in places, 6/10 🤣

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Interesting that his defensive stats are excellent but his distribution needs work. Maybe the plan is to play a bit like Sheffield United do and one of the back three pushing right up to join the attack, thus creating a bit of chaos. You'd imagine Cags would be that player with Fofana and Jonny as the covering defenders.

 

Personally, I'd have preferred Tarkowski but obviously Fofana has massive potential- just hope he's another Soyuncu and not a Benko. Still hope we go back in for Tarkowski at some point in the future.

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