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48 minutes ago, Finnegan said:

95th minute of the last game of the season, Leicester are a goal up against Tottenham in a game they need to win to secure Champions League football. Son has just dived predictably in the box to win his side a penalty and for the second consecutive season it looks like City hearts will be broken on the final day. 

 

As Harry Kane is stood over the ball at the spot, out of nowhere, the lighting in the stadium all goes out (covid scheduling has delayed all final day games to evening kick offs.) 

 

A single bell tolls. 

 

Before Clive Tyldesley can get the words BY GAWD out of his mouth, the lights are back on and a seven foot ginger Texan goth has got his hefty bear claws around Kane's suddenly weedy looking neck and is dangling him six inches off the ground. 

 

The ref sees nothing because Jamie Vardy's just lamped him round the back of the melon with the fourth official's number board and an eerie fog is billowing in front of the VAR cameras. 

 

Harry Kane goes crashing spine first in to the turf with a sickening (or thickening, as he'll later describe it) thud and with another chime the lights go off again. 

 

By the time they're back on, the ref is stirring, the fog has lifted and the physios are carting Harry off the pitch for the most conclusive HIA in their short history. 

 

With a shrug, the ref encourages Spurs to send up their replacement taker, behind him, Son's team mates all take a step backwards and the poor Korean trudges to the spot with a terrified look in his eyes. He glances paranoid over his shoulders, up in to brilliant glare of the floodlights, thinks better of it and just blasts it deliberately over the bar. 

 

Leicester City are back in the champions league. 

Hahahaa who in our squad could pass as a young Paul Bearer? 

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Just now, TheUltimateWinner said:

I actually want to go to Turkey next year, just so I can see if they're now selling dodgy Leicester shirts in their shops.

Will go lovely with them fake stonewash armani's with a million rips and tears in the front and black winklepickers. 

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11 minutes ago, urban.spaceman said:

Never watched wrestling so can anyone inform me as to if this is a big deal or not?

 

11 minutes ago, FoyleFox said:

Lots of people reacting excitedly to this. Who is he?

 

In America, where wrestling is mainly supported, he's probably as iconic in wrestling to them as Rooney is to Football for us.

 

Bit old now but in the day before I realised how sad wrestling is, this guy was the bomb. 

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20 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Absolutely huge. The Undertaker is a legend of wrestling. 

 

7 minutes ago, adejo92 said:

 

 

In America, where wrestling is mainly supported, he's probably as iconic in wrestling to them as Rooney is to Football for us.

 

Bit old now but in the day before I realised how sad wrestling is, this guy was the bomb. 

 

20 minutes ago, FoyleFox said:

Lots of people reacting excitedly to this. Who is he?

We're fookin massive.

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11 hours ago, moore_94 said:

lollollol
 

 

 

Now all we need is that striker from Spurs we'd be unstoppable: The BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION, 'taker and Kane! 

 

Then add in Austin from WBA, and Hart also from Spurs and we've basically got a Royal Rumble.

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Just now, RoboFox said:

 

Now all we need is that striker from Spurs we'd be unstoppable: The BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION, 'taker and Kane! 

 

Then add in Austin from WBA, and Hart also from Spurs and we've basically got a Royal Rumble.

Is Roman our owner? 

 

Can we sign Hulk too? 

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2 hours ago, RoboFox said:

 

Now all we need is that striker from Spurs we'd be unstoppable: The BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION, 'taker and Kane! 

 

Then add in Austin from WBA, and Hart also from Spurs and we've basically got a Royal Rumble.

 

I genuinely can't believe I wrote all of that shit and forgot to reference Kane's name. 

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3 hours ago, TheUltimateWinner said:

I actually want to go to Turkey next year, just so I can see if they're now selling dodgy Leicester shirts in their shops.

Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to buy one from the club shop? 

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2 hours ago, Red Squirrel said:

Early submission for the Cenqiz Under song contest

Like the Iborra song

 

O Cengo

O O

O Chengo

O O O O

He comes from Marmaris

He's gonna take the p*ss

Marmaris ? 😄

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3 hours ago, Ali Seyyah said:

Marmaris ? 😄

Ha ha.... I thought it seemed the nearest place to his home town which I found a rhyme for which football fans might want to sing

It's difficult to rhyme Sindirgi, Altinordu or Roma

 

Welcome to Foxestalk Ali.... from your contributions to date you are a welcome edition to our forum.:scarf:

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9 hours ago, Red Squirrel said:

Ha ha.... I thought it seemed the nearest place to his home town which I found a rhyme for which football fans might want to sing

It's difficult to rhyme Sindirgi, Altinordu or Roma

 

Welcome to Foxestalk Ali.... from your contributions to date you are a welcome edition to our forum.:scarf:

 :scarf::scarf::scarf:

 

 

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