jonthefox 3,949 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 Psst, Beard madam. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
winteriscoming 998 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 Crucifixion? No freedom, they said I haven’t done anything wrong and can go and live on an island somewhere. Oh ok then. Off you go. No I’m pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
glenny_fox 270 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 there's no pleasing some people! That's just what Jesus said sir. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
urban.spaceman 31,571 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 Alright alright, we'll soon fix this. Hands up, all those who don't want to be crucified here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vince Vega 382 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 If you listen carefully at the end of the 'Stone Him' scene, where the crowd pick up the big boulder and drop it on the halibut guy, a little voice pipes up with "Good shot". 1 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parafox 2,621 Posted 16 November 2020 Author Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 (edited) Some cracking lines in Life of Brian. And in The Holy Grail. Edited 16 November 2020 by Parafox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PAULCFC 351 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 If Holy Grail then........Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberrys. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parafox 2,621 Posted 16 November 2020 Author Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, PAULCFC said: If Holy Grail then........Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberrys. I fart in your general direction. Come back and fight. 'Tis but a scratch A scratch? You're arm's off, what are you gonna do, bleed on me? Edited 16 November 2020 by Parafox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parafox 2,621 Posted 16 November 2020 Author Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 Holy Grail: "I tell you, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide". "Fetch me the holy Hand grenade of Antioch" "How does it... um... how does it work"? "Consult the Book of Armaments". "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fox92 11,472 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 1 hour ago, Parafox said: Some cracking lines in Life of Brian. And in The Holy Grail. Two of the funniest films I have ever seen. Monty Python's Flying Circus is superb in general though (understatement I know). There are some sketches that I don't find funny but there are more great sketches that are so funny. I recently watched The Argument Clinic for the first time in ages and forgot how good it is. Then consider sketches like Dead Parrot, Spanish Inquisition, Hitler (Hilter!), Cheese Shop.... absolute classics and great comedy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fox92 11,472 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 10 hours ago, winteriscoming said: Crucifixion? No freedom, they said I haven’t done anything wrong and can go and live on an island somewhere. Oh ok then. Off you go. No I’m pulling your leg. It’s crucifixion. Love that bit. Also when they're taking him down and he's shouting something like "I'm not really Brian, put me back.... Romans can't take a joke". 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StevieLynex 297 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 17 hours ago, Sydney_Blue said: He's said it again. Your only making it worse for yourself. How can I make it worse. Jehovah..Jehovah Are there any women here? I wan't to make it absolutely clear that no-one, I mean no-one, is to throw a stone even if they do say Jehovah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StevieLynex 297 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 It is a sign that, we too, must take off our shoes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StevieLynex 297 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 17 hours ago, Sydney_Blue said: He's said it again. Your only making it worse for yourself. How can I make it worse. Jehovah..Jehovah Are there any women here? I wan't to make it absolutely clear that no-one, I mean no-one, is to throw a stone even if they do say Jehovah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StevieLynex 297 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 How do you know she is a witch? If she weighs the same as a duck then she is a witch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StevieLynex 297 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 2 hours ago, Fox92 said: Two of the funniest films I have ever seen. Monty Python's Flying Circus is superb in general though (understatement I know). There are some sketches that I don't find funny but there are more great sketches that are so funny. I recently watched The Argument Clinic for the first time in ages and forgot how good it is. Then consider sketches like Dead Parrot, Spanish Inquisition, Hitler (Hilter!), Cheese Shop.... absolute classics and great comedy. Egg,spam, bacon and spam.. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StevieLynex 297 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 Surely, we can also include quotes to the successors of Monty Python.. Fawlty Towers, Not the Nine Clock News (in terms of the style of humour)? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fox92 11,472 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 11 minutes ago, StevieLynex said: How do you know she is a witch? If she weighs the same as a duck then she is a witch. One of my favourites is/ ”How do you know she is a witch?” ”err.... she looks like one!” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spudulike 3,202 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 I cut down trees, I wear high heels Suspendies and a bra I wish I'd been a girlie Just like my dear papa 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WigstonWanderer 2,247 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 She turned me into a newt.... .... I got better Quote Link to post Share on other sites
surrifox 2,386 Posted 16 November 2020 Report Share Posted 16 November 2020 “Romanes eunt domus” what’s that then ? “People called Romanes they go the house” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sydney_Blue 67 Posted 17 November 2020 Report Share Posted 17 November 2020 "Wolf's spleen, badgers nipple" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sydney_Blue 67 Posted 17 November 2020 Report Share Posted 17 November 2020 I want to be called Loretta Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfox 4,362 Posted 17 November 2020 Report Share Posted 17 November 2020 (edited) Blimey - no ‘welease wodger’ yet?!! some full on ‘lol’ moments on this thread! Edited 17 November 2020 by Wolfox Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vince Vega 382 Posted 17 November 2020 Report Share Posted 17 November 2020 3 minutes ago, Wolfox said: Blimey - no ‘welease wodger’ yet?!! some full on ‘lol’ moments on this thread! ....the wobber and wapist 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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