Popular Post Raw Dykes 3,985 Posted 13 January Popular Post Report Share Posted 13 January Have you ever taken a dump so big, that while you're still sitting on the shitter, you get a stench so strong, that you realise the end of it is poking above the surface of the water? It has nowhere else to go. You naturally do a courtesy flush for yourself, but when the flush is complete, the log hasn't shifted at all, such is the size of this beast. You try again, but only in vain. Third time lucky, you think. Sadly, you'd be mistaken on this occasion. You decide that the next logical step is to arm yourself with your trusty toilet brush to tackle this stubborn foe. You flush yet again, but this time attempt to give the monster a helping hand around the u-bend with your weapon of choice. The turd is battle damaged, and the muddy water represents real progress, but still the lion's share of the enemy remains intact. You try again, but this time, with one hand attacking the dirt snake, with the other hand you pump the flush handle all the way through the process to achieve more firepower. As the sound of the cistern filling fades away, to your triumph, you look to see only a vague footprint of what once was. What is left of this gruelling saga is now only a brief formality. The dragon has at last been bravely slayed. 34 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna 13,913 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January I'm amazed we've gotten rid of him, thought he'd be here until his contract was up. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sacreblueits442 1,193 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 3 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Bet he scores loads and becomes a cult hero ... Out of bloody spite !! ...he appeared to have excelled at Monaco.......perhaps just a different style of play!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Detroit Blues 898 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 26 minutes ago, smitha said: 18 month deal according to sky does not mention loan, think it is permanent. Shame really had high hopes when he first joined. Same. I had thought that he would be a good plan B, given his aerial ability, when things were not working out. He was first described as being much like Vardy, in his mentality, work rate, and willingness to defend from the front Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jayfox26 2,307 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January People on Facebook saying he would have been a good plan b. He really wouldnt and only teams like Sheff utd and Burnley lump long balls up to a big man. If he was good enough, Rodgers would have played him. Good riddance and hopefully we can use his £80k a week wages to actually get a decent striker that will fit the way we play Quote Link to post Share on other sites
urban.spaceman 32,458 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Bye Slim. I’ll always remember you and stuff. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
foxfanazer 13,355 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Thanks for the memories! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
StriderHiryu 17,572 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 12 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said: Have you ever taken a dump so big, that while you're still sitting on the shitter, you get a stench so strong, that you realise the end of it is poking above the surface of the water? It has nowhere else to go. You naturally do a courtesy flush for yourself, but when the flush is complete, the log hasn't shifted at all, such is the size of this beast. You try again, but only in vain. Third time lucky, you think. Sadly, you'd be mistaken on this occasion. You decide that the next logical step is to arm yourself with your trusty toilet brush to tackle this stubborn foe. You flush yet again, but this time attempt to give the monster a helping hand around the u-bend with your weapon of choice. The turd is battle damaged, and the muddy water represents real progress, but still the lion's share of the enemy remains intact. You try again, but this time, with one hand attacking the dirt snake, with the other hand you pump the flush handle all the way through the process to achieve more firepower. As the sound of the cistern filling fades away, to your triumph, you look to see only a vague footprint of what once was. What is left of this gruelling saga is now only a brief formality. The dragon has at last been bravely slayed. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fox92 11,781 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 14 minutes ago, jayfox26 said: People on Facebook saying he would have been a good plan b. He really wouldnt and only teams like Sheff utd and Burnley lump long balls up to a big man. If he was good enough, Rodgers would have played him. Good riddance and hopefully we can use his £80k a week wages to actually get a decent striker that will fit the way we play Should have finished that sentence there. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chocolate Teapot 3,910 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 19 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said: Have you ever taken a dump so big, that while you're still sitting on the shitter, you get a stench so strong, that you realise the end of it is poking above the surface of the water? It has nowhere else to go. You naturally do a courtesy flush for yourself, but when the flush is complete, the log hasn't shifted at all, such is the size of this beast. You try again, but only in vain. Third time lucky, you think. Sadly, you'd be mistaken on this occasion. You decide that the next logical step is to arm yourself with your trusty toilet brush to tackle this stubborn foe. You flush yet again, but this time attempt to give the monster a helping hand around the u-bend with your weapon of choice. The turd is battle damaged, and the muddy water represents real progress, but still the lion's share of the enemy remains intact. You try again, but this time, with one hand attacking the dirt snake, with the other hand you pump the flush handle all the way through the process to achieve more firepower. As the sound of the cistern filling fades away, to your triumph, you look to see only a vague footprint of what once was. What is left of this gruelling saga is now only a brief formality. The dragon has at last been bravely slayed. Has to be post of the year. 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jayfox26 2,307 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 3 minutes ago, Fox92 said: Should have finished that sentence there. Just bugs me how some of our fans always want to blame the club or Rodgers etc when a player turns out shite. If he was any good, Rodgers would have played him. All the clubs he went on loan to weren't desperate to sign him. Massive waste of money and we move on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jayfox26 2,307 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 28 minutes ago, Raw Dykes said: Have you ever taken a dump so big, that while you're still sitting on the shitter, you get a stench so strong, that you realise the end of it is poking above the surface of the water? It has nowhere else to go. You naturally do a courtesy flush for yourself, but when the flush is complete, the log hasn't shifted at all, such is the size of this beast. You try again, but only in vain. Third time lucky, you think. Sadly, you'd be mistaken on this occasion. You decide that the next logical step is to arm yourself with your trusty toilet brush to tackle this stubborn foe. You flush yet again, but this time attempt to give the monster a helping hand around the u-bend with your weapon of choice. The turd is battle damaged, and the muddy water represents real progress, but still the lion's share of the enemy remains intact. You try again, but this time, with one hand attacking the dirt snake, with the other hand you pump the flush handle all the way through the process to achieve more firepower. As the sound of the cistern filling fades away, to your triumph, you look to see only a vague footprint of what once was. What is left of this gruelling saga is now only a brief formality. The dragon has at last been bravely slayed. Couldn't have put it better. A fantastic analogy 🤣🤣 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Fox92 11,781 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 8 minutes ago, jayfox26 said: Just bugs me how some of our fans always want to blame the club or Rodgers etc when a player turns out shite. If he was any good, Rodgers would have played him. All the clubs he went on loan to weren't desperate to sign him. Massive waste of money and we move on I get your point. It's nothing to do with Rodgers as he didn't sign him and obviously Rodgers doesn't fancy him. It's bad business for the club, just like we say it's good business when we make on a player like Maguire or Chilwell. I wouldn't take much notice of what people say on Facebook, whether it be football or anything else. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jayfox26 2,307 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 2 minutes ago, Fox92 said: I get your point. It's nothing to do with Rodgers as he didn't sign him and obviously Rodgers doesn't fancy him. It's bad business for the club, just like we say it's good business when we make on a player like Maguire or Chilwell. I wouldn't take much notice of what people say on Facebook, whether it be football or anything else. Oh that is very true. I know Facebook is 99% nonsense but somehow find myself going back for more. I'm only really there for the videos of cats and dogs these days to be fair. It certainly isnt the place for any kind of decent footy chatter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sol thewall Bamba 8,071 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Utter dogturd. Thank god he's gone. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davieG 17,725 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January https://www.lcfc.com/news/1972704/islam-slimani-joins-lyon-on-permanent-deal Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SecretPro 3,305 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Nob-rot is more pleasant than Slimani. Bye. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Monty 172 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Don't get the hate for him personally, unless there some behind the scenes Ben Marshall nobbery going on. Just not good enough, he at least tried when he played. We can move on now. 3 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Corky 13,678 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 8 minutes ago, davieG said: https://www.lcfc.com/news/1972704/islam-slimani-joins-lyon-on-permanent-deal Translated- Thank **** he's finally off our wage bill. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TK95 2,298 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Will remember the exploits of the "Dragon Slayer" in our debut Champions League campaign. Scored some decent goals for us but as time has gone in, it's clear the club is going in a different direction. I think it's a good move for both parties. All the best Islam! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mendi 102 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Good luck to him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dayday 986 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Absolute cart horse, thank **** he’s gone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sacreblueits442 1,193 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January 53 minutes ago, Uncle Monty said: Don't get the hate for him personally, unless there some behind the scenes Ben Marshall nobbery going on. Just not good enough, he at least tried when he played. We can move on now. ...that was part of the problem, he was not too great at putting in the work and his other team mates were not best pleased!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vacamion 12,025 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January Sometimes it just doesn't work out. Expensive lesson learned. Fare well, Mardy Algerian. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
splinterdream 748 Posted 13 January Report Share Posted 13 January No longer will we wonder whether slim will make a difference and give us that much needed plan B Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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