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11 minutes ago, Strokes said:

Shall we tell him he spelt it wrong?  :whistle:

 

If he did, he got lucky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hohm

"Microsoft Hohm was an online web application by Microsoft that enables consumers to analyze their energy usage and provides energy saving recommendations"

 

Do you reckon he meant "Ohm"? I think you might be right......and I'd just assumed he was super-knowledgeable about techie energy-saving stuff. :rolleyes:

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3 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

If he did, he got lucky: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hohm

"Microsoft Hohm was an online web application by Microsoft that enables consumers to analyze their energy usage and provides energy saving recommendations"

 

Do you reckon he meant "Ohm"? I think you might be right......and I'd just assumed he was super-knowledge about techie energy-saving stuff. :rolleyes:

I’m not having that, if he claims otherwise he is a weasel faced fibber. :D

 

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8 hours ago, separator said:

Went to an Indian restaurant last night and had a Pelican Curry.

 

Food was ok, but the bill was enormous!

 

2 hours ago, Milo said:

I was there, too. Had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.

That's Aloo-dicrous pair of puns!

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11 hours ago, notnow john said:

My girlfriend is a dwarf and just lately she's become really down because she thinks 

people are making fun of her .

Tonight , I'm going to make a real effort to cheer her up,I've bought her flowers ,

chocolates and I'm going to run her a nice hot sink!

Mate after looking after her like that, I hope she made it worth your while and went up on you.

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3 hours ago, Milo said:

I was there, too. Had a chicken tarka. It’s like a chicken tikka but a little otter.

 

Have you tried their Spanish surrealist menu?

 

I ordered a side dish. It was a little otter served on a whole lobster on top of a telephone - a tarka Dalí.

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