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The wife called me "a fvcking lazy twat" today so we traded insults for a bit.

 

Then she calmed down and we talked amicably for a short while.

 

"I'm sorry, shall we start again?" she said

 

"That would be nice" I replied

 

"You're a fvcking lazy twat!" she ranted

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I was at the races the other day and this dodgy looking chap sidled up next to me and whispered in my ear...

 

"Do you want the winner of the next race mate?"

 

"No thanks" I replied. "I've only got a small garden"

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16 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

My email password has been hacked again.

 

That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

I tried to change my password to 'mywilly' but my computer said it wasn't long enough :(

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Woman goes into a dry cleaners, pulls a dress out of a bag and says

"Can you get these stains out for me"

The woman behind the counter didn't quite catch what she said, so she asked

"Come again"

Woman says, "No it's salad cream"
 

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I bumped into an old mate who I hadn't seen for years.
"What you doing now mate" I asked.
"I feed meals to the drop outs,down and outs,druggies,piss heads and the doleites" he said."So you working for a charity" I asked.
"No" he replied.
"I work for Wetherspoons".

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