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The joke thread

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Izzy

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On 27/10/2017 at 20:58, Izzy Muzzett said:

I went shopping today and bought the wife some crotchless panties for Halloween.

 

She asked, "Is that so I can look sexy?"


"Nah," I replied, "It’s so you get a better grip on your broomstick"

 

31 minutes ago, woollett the bullet said:

Bought the wife a pair of crotchless knickers for Halloween . . . . 

Its not a sexual thing -

 she'll be able to get a real good grip on her broomstick 

Well it's that time of year I guess :D

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Izzy

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3 minutes ago, woollett the bullet said:

My wife just left me too . . 

Because of my constant exaggeration -

I was so shocked I nearly tripped iver my cock 

 

(Apologies if already been posted )

:D

 

My other wife threatened to leave me because of my addiction to Poker.

 

But I think she’s bluffing...

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Tuna

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10 minutes ago, Izzy Muzzett said:

:D

 

My other wife threatened to leave me because of my addiction to Poker.

 

But I think she’s bluffing...

My wife left me because of my obsession with cricket.

 

That really hit me for six.

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TiffToff88

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47 minutes ago, woollett the bullet said:

My wife just left me too . . 

Because of my constant exaggeration -

I was so shocked I nearly tripped over my cock 

 

(Apologies if already been posted )

To be fair you've had enough warnings about that. She's told you a million times not to exaggerate!

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bovril

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12 minutes ago, Benguin said:

My wife left me because she thinks I’m obsessed with France.

 

i tried to talk her round but she was Avingnon of it, then I touched her Brest which I think Rouen it. It’s a shame Toulouse her.

 

Cannes you please stop lyon. 

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Facecloth

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16 minutes ago, Benguin said:

My wife left me because she thinks I’m obsessed with France.

 

i tried to talk her round but she was Avingnon of it, then I touched her Brest which I think Rouen it. It’s a shame Toulouse her.

 

I Marseille that joke is Bordeauxing on terrible. Maybe you should just try being Nice to her.

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woollett the bullet

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3 hours ago, Facecloth said:

I Marseille that joke is Bordeauxing on terrible. Maybe you should just try being Nice to her.

I Normandy don't do jokes about the wife because she Dijon get them and Caen take it anyway . . . . And thats only Le Havre of it

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On 21/10/2018 at 13:01, Benguin said:

My wife left me because she thinks I’m obsessed with France.

 

i tried to talk her round but she was Avingnon of it, then I touched her Brest which I think Rouen it. It’s a shame Toulouse her.

 

Is it because you're a Nancy boy?

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