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It is believed that Brendan Rodgers's SPFL, Scottish Cup and Scottish League Cup medals are amongst the items stolen from his home in Glasgow. Police fear that the thieves may be planning on melting the medals down and selling them back to Cadburys

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I just pulled up in the driveway to see some thieving bastard run out of our back door and jump over the fence.

 

The missus must have put up a bloody good fight, though - she was half-naked, drenched in sweat and could barely walk.

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"I'm sorry, " said the doctor when my wife had her scan, "your child will be slow in development and may well grow up to have criminal tendencies. "

"Is there anything we can do? " We both asked.

"Yes, " replied the doctor, "move away from Liverpool. "

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8 hours ago, Wortho said:

I'm going to watch the World Origami Championship on TV tonight. It's on paper view.

I wanted to give you a rep point. The joke nearly creased me but I just folded.

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Apparently domestos kills 99% of all known germs. What a load of shite...I've just taken some for my cold and if anything I feel ****in worse!

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5 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Didn't know where else to put this. 

 

Jesus wept. 

 

 

 

WTAF!!!!  Is she an Ostrich?

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5 minutes ago, StanSP said:

Didn't know where else to put this. 

 

Jesus wept. 

 

 

 

Did anybody tell her?  Or did they not want to address that particular thing in the thing?

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5 hours ago, Bob Weasel Fox said:

I've just noticed the wife is wearing her sexy underwear.

 

This can only mean one thing.

 

She’s behind with the washing.......

I'm embarrassed to admit - i can relate to this :P 

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38 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said:

I'm embarrassed to admit - i can relate to this :P 

 

Don't get @Costock_Fox started again, Suze...

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18 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

What have I done?

 

It was only last week you were dreaming about Suzie wearing no knickers, as I recall. :whistle:

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12 minutes ago, Buce said:

 

It was only last week you were dreaming about Suzie wearing no knickers, as I recall. :whistle:

Phwooooar.

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This bloke said to me "I once got my dog to retrieve a stick from 100 miles away." I said "That’s a bit far-fetched."

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