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3 hours ago, Izzy said:

 

I wake up to 3 notifications on FT this morning.

 

You two taking the piss and @stripeyfox accusing me of nicking Costocks car.

 

Fvck you all very much this festive corona season.

We love you really mate. 

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Prince Charles is isolating at Balmoral with Covid-19.

 

Prince Andrew is isolating at Windsor with Jennifer-14.

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I was thrown out of a weight watchers meeting the other day, for making sarcastic comments at the weekly weigh in. As you can imagine I accepted the decision with huge grace, 'cause they threw her out as well.

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Felt really sorry for our local Chinese Takeaway,  so I made an order last night. Support local business etc.

 

Saw the Chinese delivery lad turn up in his car at the bottom of the front garden so I stepped out to collect the bag and pay.

 

Well no sooner as I left the house than he started shouting, "Isolate!, Isolate!"

 

I said, "No worries pal, you're not late I only placed the order 45 minutes ago."

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8 hours ago, LCFCtotheprem said:

Just a heads up, if you get an email from the Department of Health saying not to eat tinned pork because it contains COVID-19, ignore it. It’s Spam

 

 

Thats Similar to an email that was going around offering two free tickets to see Nottingham Forest. DO NOT OPEN THAT EMAIL! It contains 2 free tickets to see Nottingham forest.

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Can always rely on Viz to raise a smile during these tough times :D

 

 

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