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3 hours ago, spacemunky said:

I forgot for a second that this was the joke thread and I felt bad for a second lol

It's the "joke" thread. Feel bad about that contribution.

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Apparently, at Buckingham Palace it’s tradition that if the queen farts no one is allowed to mention it, and must carry on as if nothing has happened.

When quizzed on this The Chief Royal Scientist simply explained: Noble gasses should have no reaction.

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On 29/08/2020 at 01:17, spacemunky said:

I forgot for a second that this was the joke thread and I felt bad for a second lol

You know it’s a bad joke when one you get sympathy for it, and 2 said sympathy Received more laughs than the original joke. 😂

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Can’t believe it! Just got thrown out of my local park! all I did was collect all the squirrels together and arrange them in height shortest to tallest. 

 

 

 

They didnt like my critter sizing

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On 01/09/2020 at 12:16, boots60 said:

Are you in a stable condition?

I hope you are because that's the mane thing, but there are those who are blinkered to that.

 

Sorry to saddle you with another pun.

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10 minutes ago, MPH said:

Can’t believe it! Just got thrown out of my local park! all I did was collect all the squirrels together and arrange them in height shortest to tallest. 

 

 

 

They didnt like my critter sizing

That's just nuts. :ph34r:

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13 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

You'll need to turn some tables if you want to make it work.

On second thoughts, can you ban yourself again please? :D

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I used to get told off in assembly for miming during hymns.

 

Everyone else was singing 'Morning Has Broken' and I was pretending to be trapped in a glass box.

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