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7 minutes ago, Wolfox said:

was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?'

The baker replied
 

 

5 minutes ago, Facecloth said:

:wes:

 

"That's my slightly more expensive cake than the others"

 

:whistle:

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36 minutes ago, Wolfox said:

was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?'

The baker replied
 

 

6 minutes ago, Izzy said:

 

 

That’s Madiera cake :rolleyes: 

 

.......whereas all me 50p cakes are made out of live birds, so they're all going cheep.

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It's probably a joke best said out loud but it made me piss;

 

Two monkeys are getting in to the bath.

 

The first monkey says "oooh oooh aaah ahh"

 

The second monkey says "...well put some cold water in then you twat!"

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2 hours ago, Nalis said:

Santa must be in the high risk category the big bastard.

 

I can't see a good outcome however it turns out.

 

Either Santa snuffs it, which would just about crown a great year....or he's responsible for the first global super-spreader event on 25th December.

"Guess what's in your sack? Covid, pneumonia and a fortnight on a ventilator at the ICU!" 

 

Don't breathe down the chimney, you fat git!

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22 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said:

 

I can't see a good outcome however it turns out.

 

Either Santa snuffs it, which would just about crown a great year....or he's responsible for the first global super-spreader event on 25th December.

"Guess what's in your sack? Covid, pneumonia and a fortnight on a ventilator at the ICU!" 

 

Don't breathe down the chimney, you fat git!

its the socially ditanced reindeer that make unfeasable. 

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29 minutes ago, Izzy said:

Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was.

 

1 minute ago, Webbo said:

I just bumped into the man who sold me an antique globe.

 

It's a small world.


Sorry ..  I was trying to find the joke thread ...

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1 minute ago, Izzy said:

Here's one just for you CF...

 

Two burglars are robbing an off license.

 

One turns to the other and asks, “Is this whiskey?”

 

The other replies, “Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank.”

Don't prove him right, please.

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