Horibbly Wrong 164 Posted 9 October 2020 Report Share Posted 9 October 2020 Wrong topic 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
davieG 18,198 Posted 9 October 2020 Report Share Posted 9 October 2020 17 minutes ago, Horibbly Wrong said: Wrong topic 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Izzy 24,019 Posted 9 October 2020 Report Share Posted 9 October 2020 20 minutes ago, Horibbly Wrong said: Wrong topic Horibbly Wrong topic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Ian Nacho 4,103 Posted 10 October 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 My wife just asked me if I was listening. I thought “that’s a strange way to start a conversation”. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfox 4,657 Posted 10 October 2020 Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?' The baker replied Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Facecloth 13,896 Posted 10 October 2020 Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 1 minute ago, Wolfox said: was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?' The baker replied Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Milo 2,471 Posted 10 October 2020 Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 7 minutes ago, Wolfox said: was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?' The baker replied 5 minutes ago, Facecloth said: "That's my slightly more expensive cake than the others" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Izzy 24,019 Posted 10 October 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 28 minutes ago, Wolfox said: was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?' The baker replied 26 minutes ago, Facecloth said: 20 minutes ago, Milo said: "That's my slightly more expensive cake than the others" That’s Madiera cake 3 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alf Bentley 11,222 Posted 10 October 2020 Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 36 minutes ago, Wolfox said: was at the bakers and I asked him 'how come all your cakes are 50p apart from that one which is £1?' The baker replied 6 minutes ago, Izzy said: That’s Madiera cake .......whereas all me 50p cakes are made out of live birds, so they're all going cheep. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Wolfox 4,657 Posted 10 October 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 Oh god…. I’ve had a mare there! What were the odds of @Izzy getting the punchline to a sh@t joke?!!! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Captain... 7,862 Posted 10 October 2020 Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 1 hour ago, Izzy said: That’s Madiera cake And I thought it was going to be a pound cake 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Trav Le Bleu 8,656 Posted 10 October 2020 Report Share Posted 10 October 2020 4 hours ago, Captain... said: And I thought it was going to be a pound cake 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lcfc278 373 Posted 13 October 2020 Report Share Posted 13 October 2020 It's probably a joke best said out loud but it made me piss; Two monkeys are getting in to the bath. The first monkey says "oooh oooh aaah ahh" The second monkey says "...well put some cold water in then you twat!" 1 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tinman 2,901 Posted 18 October 2020 Report Share Posted 18 October 2020 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nalis 5,574 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 18 hours ago, Tinman said: Santa must be in the high risk category the big bastard. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Alf Bentley 11,222 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 2 hours ago, Nalis said: Santa must be in the high risk category the big bastard. I can't see a good outcome however it turns out. Either Santa snuffs it, which would just about crown a great year....or he's responsible for the first global super-spreader event on 25th December. "Guess what's in your sack? Covid, pneumonia and a fortnight on a ventilator at the ICU!" Don't breathe down the chimney, you fat git! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beliall 6,547 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 22 minutes ago, Alf Bentley said: I can't see a good outcome however it turns out. Either Santa snuffs it, which would just about crown a great year....or he's responsible for the first global super-spreader event on 25th December. "Guess what's in your sack? Covid, pneumonia and a fortnight on a ventilator at the ICU!" Don't breathe down the chimney, you fat git! its the socially ditanced reindeer that make unfeasable. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Izzy 24,019 Posted 19 October 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was. 1 14 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Webbo 17,435 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 I just bumped into the man who sold me an antique globe. It's a small world. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Countryfox 8,626 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 29 minutes ago, Izzy said: Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was. 1 minute ago, Webbo said: I just bumped into the man who sold me an antique globe. It's a small world. Sorry .. I was trying to find the joke thread ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beliall 6,547 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 31 minutes ago, Izzy said: Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was. that is brilliant 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Izzy 24,019 Posted 19 October 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 17 minutes ago, Countryfox said: Sorry .. I was trying to find the joke thread ... Here's one just for you CF... Two burglars are robbing an off license. One turns to the other and asks, “Is this whiskey?” The other replies, “Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank.” 1 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Webbo 17,435 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 1 minute ago, Izzy said: Here's one just for you CF... Two burglars are robbing an off license. One turns to the other and asks, “Is this whiskey?” The other replies, “Yeah, but not as wisky as wobbing a bank.” Don't prove him right, please. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Izzy 24,019 Posted 19 October 2020 Popular Post Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 My wife left me because of my insecurities. No wait, she's back. She just went to make a cup of tea. 1 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Parafox 2,905 Posted 19 October 2020 Report Share Posted 19 October 2020 1 hour ago, Izzy said: Can’t believe how rude the suppository helpline was. Subtle and many on here won't get it and complain about the lack of humour. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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