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Best Alan Partridge Quotes.....

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"Twat... that was liquid football!!"

"Shit... he's got a leg like a traction engine!!"

And;

"Sunday, Bloody Sunday... really sums up the frustration of a Sunday drive!"

'So how many people died in the potatoe famine........ I mean you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater..'

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Alan: "Michael is in charge of our Internet computer"

Michael: "There's nee porn on it!"

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Alan: "Close your mouth Lynn."

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Alan: ''If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who’s also your brother!!!''

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