Best Alan Partridge Quotes.....

[lcfcadam]

"Hello Susan. Erm... I was a bit bored, so I dismantled my Corgi trouser press and I can't seem to put it back together again"

Something like that anyway, has me in tears of laughter every time!

EDIT: Mike, that was spooky... we must be mentally linked or something

Edited 11 August 2010 by lcfcadam

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

'Dante's of Reading. The Ferrarri of the coal effect gas fireplace industry.'

[Dickie Greenleaf]

"That was Bill Withers, who, thank the lord, is still...with us."

[Unabomber]

It's a goood paper.

[srbfox]

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2015/aug/20/youth-hostelling-with-chris-eubank-alan-partridge

[Guest seanfox778]

Fire! Fire! The fayre’s on fire!

Alan: What’s this, Lynn-

Lynn: It’s the theme tune from ‘Black Beauty’.

Alan: It’s brilliant!

[Parafox]

Alan Partridge: [while having sex] Do you mind if I talk? It helps me keep the wolf from the door, so to speak. Jill, what do you think of the pedestrianization of Norwich city centre? I'll be honest, I'm dead against it. I mean, people forget that traders need access to *DIIIIIXONS! But they do say it'll help people in.... *wheeeelchairs*.

[Danno]

lol

[Pst]

Wonderful. Dan can abuse who he want;s but my comments get deleted... Come on...

[Danno]

Yeah I really wonder why your post got deleted. Sounded insightful to say the least.

[Pst]

You are a complete mug mate.

[isaidno]

documentary on bbc2 now  

[Sharpe's Fox]

Glang! Glanalangalangalangalangalang! Glanalang, langalangalanga, nobody does it better...

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Glang! Glanalangalangalangalangalang! Glanalang, langalangalanga, nobody does it better...

.

[a_k_b]

32 minutes ago, Sharpe's Fox said:

Glang! Glanalangalangalangalangalang! Glanalang, langalangalanga, nobody does it better...

One of my all time favourite pieces of tv

[Sharpe's Fox]

“Ahhh! How long did you put this in for, Lynn?”

”8 minutes!”

”It’s hotter than the sun!”

 

 

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Come on John, lets go and get a curly Cumberland sausage from the liddle, biddy Cheeeeef

[urban.spaceman]

Every time there's a bit of hanky panky on the TV, I have an involuntary impulse to go "Lynn these are sex people!". I honestly can't help it.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Gordon? What, the ex policeman who's not a conman?

[Sharpe's Fox]

Ders more to Oireland...dan dis

[CollinsLCFC]

BONO!?!

[Sharpe's Fox]

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother.

[Mark 'expert' Lawrenson]

“Sack Lynn” gets me every time for some reason 

[Nick]

On 25/08/2015 at 23:56, DanNDH88 said:

 

Dogs on Fogle.

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

Lynn, you've got minor women's whiplash