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The Tinder Thread

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DO IT. Notts is nothing for you and you'll get your willy wet!

 

That's effectively paying for sex, something I won't do. I'm not paying to take some slut out in Nottingham to shag her, she either invites me round for a takeaway/film or she comes to mine for the exact same thing. 

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Well I sent her a message beforehand just letting her know why I had to get rid of the app and that if she wanted to keep talking then look for me on facebook is all. I only found her because she had her snapchat name in the bio which is the same for her fb. if she doesn't accept then so be it, I move on

Be careful she might get a restraining order out saying you can't go within 110km of her....oh wait carry on as normal Desmond Deckker (or deck her) she is 120km away( but nice pal) Edited by cambridgefox
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First match in ages overnight, she's alright actually, so I'm gunna steel one of the lines on here either your attractive line from page one MTWG, or the constant use of Bob Marley. 

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Just used this to reasonable effect! She pitched the ball up perfectly as well!

 

Me- What should I know about you other than you're attractive?

Megan, 20- I don't know. What do you want to know?

Me- What do you do for fun? (Please say blowjobs)

 

Had her in stitches lol

 

 

lol

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Just used this to reasonable effect! She pitched the ball up perfectly as well!

 

Me- What should I know about you other than you're attractive?

Megan, 20- I don't know. What do you want to know?

Me- What do you do for fun? (Please say blowjobs)

 

Had her in stitches lol

You romantic bastard.

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Just used this to reasonable effect! She pitched the ball up perfectly as well!

 

Me- What should I know about you other than you're attractive?

Megan, 20- I don't know. What do you want to know?

Me- What do you do for fun? (Please say blowjobs)

 

Had her in stitches lol

 

 

Bahahahaha. Magical!

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Still no reply from my Libertines fan match. But I've not been binned off yet which is already better than my previous record.

 

If everyone could tame down the hilarity today please as I'm already running out of rep points by going back over yesterdays shenanigans and pissing myself laughing again,

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