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2 hours ago, Nalis said:

'A Pot Noodle and a wank' is suppose to be a bit of a thing, saying you eat a Pot Noodle before/after a wank adds to the depravity of the scenario.

 

Anyway, us settled vicarious FoxesTalkers want to know how last night went?

Ah I see ūü§£

 

Yup, last night went well thanks. She’s hot, good company and wants to see me again, despite me getting pretty drunk. Definite potential - we have a laugh and are free and easy with each other. She’s not completely up herself either which seems to be a rarity these days (probably a social media/online dating thing where they get so much attention they forget they need to not be dickheads).

 

So tonight may end up being useful practise for the one last night. All good. 

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22 hours ago, tom27111 said:

 

To keep the wolf from the door, so to speak, try naming the 1990 England World Cup squad in your head.

 

Just don't shout Neil Webb at the moment of climax :thumbup:

Surely anyone old enough to recall the 1990 squad is way way past those days. More about it getting up than getting off ūüėā

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5 hours ago, Leicester_Loyal said:

I see the no Tory thing a lot, one I saw yesterday was 'Never kissed a Tory and it's staying that way'.

 

Makes me feel like I'm dating @StanSP :ph34r:

So do I, but I do live in Liverpool so that's hardly surprising.

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12 hours ago, Blarmy said:

Ah I see ūü§£

 

Yup, last night went well thanks. She’s hot, good company and wants to see me again, despite me getting pretty drunk. Definite potential - we have a laugh and are free and easy with each other. She’s not completely up herself either which seems to be a rarity these days (probably a social media/online dating thing where they get so much attention they forget they need to not be dickheads).

 

So tonight may end up being useful practise for the one last night. All good. 

She touch your penis?

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20 hours ago, Blarmy said:

Can confirm that penis has now been touched.

 

Back of the net. 

Whatever happened to the old adage 'a gentleman never tells' ?

 

 

 

(says I, who'll gleefully listen to and recount stories to mates after a few beers)

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27 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

Whatever happened to the old adage 'a gentleman never tells' ?

 

 

 

(says I, who'll gleefully listen to and recount stories to mates after a few beers)

I wouldn’t normally, but this is the Tinder thread and I wanted to confirm that Tinder usage can, in fact, result in having your penis touched by a lady. 

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31 minutes ago, Paninistickers said:

Whatever happened to the old adage 'a gentleman never tells' ?

 

 

 

(says I, who'll gleefully listen to and recount stories to mates after a few beers)

Back in my single days my rule of thumb was that if it's someone I potentially wanted to go steady with (or someone I am currently going out with) then I wouldnt share.

 

However if its someone I was having a bit of fun with then it was fair game.

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14 minutes ago, Nalis said:

Back in my single days my rule of thumb was that if it's someone I potentially wanted to go steady with (or someone I am currently going out with) then I wouldnt share.

 

However if its someone I was having a bit of fun with then it was fair game.

Yep, totally agree.

 

The odd thing (for me anyway)was that I often had more fun in recounting the stories than actually doing it ūüėā

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Good last minute date last night with a very hot bi lady. Exchanged dodgy pics beforehand to seal the deal. Result - seeing each other again after a ‚Äúboner kiss‚ÄĚ in the pub car park.¬†
 

Also, hookup night planned with another one on Friday. I’m on the brink of stating that Tinder is the best thing there’s ever been.
 

To think I was all mopey a few months ago as I was single.

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11 hours ago, Blarmy said:

Good last minute date last night with a very hot bi lady. Exchanged dodgy pics beforehand to seal the deal. Result - seeing each other again after a ‚Äúboner kiss‚ÄĚ in the pub car park.¬†
 

Also, hookup night planned with another one on Friday. I’m on the brink of stating that Tinder is the best thing there’s ever been.
 

To think I was all mopey a few months ago as I was single.

10pm curfew is working well for some I guess...

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12 hours ago, Blarmy said:

Good last minute date last night with a very hot bi lady. Exchanged dodgy pics beforehand to seal the deal. Result - seeing each other again after a ‚Äúboner kiss‚ÄĚ in the pub car park.¬†

Also, hookup night planned with another one on Friday. I’m on the brink of stating that Tinder is the best thing there’s ever been.

To think I was all mopey a few months ago as I was single.

 

11 hours ago, StanSP said:

A boner kiss lol lol lol

This is what FT is all about :appl: Quality thread.

 

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