lookwhaticando

Moi...

Gareth Gates (76%)

[... a whole bunch of names I don't recognize ...]

Babe Ruth (55%)

Jennifer Garner (53%)

Donovan Bailey (53%)

Diego Maradona (52%)

Perhaps, but - if so - a good-looking one nonetheless

You sure you're not having an affair?

Does that make our James metrosexual?

I'd love to know the algorithm they use.

Argh!

GINGER!

RUN!

Well, I am an honorary ginger, aye.

When I go abroad people think I look French/Italian/Spanish/Portuguese - are you getting the gist?

Is that when they're trying to chat you up?

If so, they're probably just making assumptions based on their own preferences.

Prince Harry.

So I'm told.

Without the ginger hair, mind.

Don't you say that you're a good driver if you can pass fail to run someone down within the first 5 attempts?

Both are poor at driving

Did Stearman crash into you, then?

Or is his poor driving just a rumour?

The test results aren't back yet, but early indications suggest that's the funniest lookalike ever.

I'd say so.

:thumbsup:

Andy Johnson =

Don't sugar coat sh/t - tell us how you really feel.

I have found this picture of Danny Tiatto and Andy Johnson.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Not convinced by Tiatto, but Johnson definitely...

... well know we know he's a truly lazy barstool.

In today's Star:

Did you know they're now making viagra in powder form?

It'll do nothing for your sex life but put it in your tea and it'll stop your biscuit going soft!

Anyone who currently buys tablet form Viagra could just crush it up into a powder themselves.

Two birds, one stone.

The Pope asks one of the Cardinals for help with a crossword. "I need a 4-letter word, commonly used to refer to women...it ends in -unt."

The Cardinal replies, "Aunt?"

The Pope says, "I don't suppose you have an eraser, do you?"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What's long and very funny?

Jon Stead in a Leicester City shirt

it might not be that funny but it's topical.

I'm laughing on the inside.

Rich Man, Poor Man & The Anniversaries!

A rich man and a poor man are discussing their pending wedding anniversaries. The poor man says to the rich man "So what you bought your wife this year, then?"

Rich man says "I bought her a Mercedes and a expensive pearl necklace"

Poor man says "Two gifts? Why two gifts?"

Rich man says "I figure if she don't like the necklace, she can hop in the car and take it back!"

"So what you getting your wife?" asks the rich man.

"Oh, I got her some slippers and a vibrator..." says the poor man

"... I figure if she don't like the slippers, she can go **** herself"

might be more apt in a couple of weeks!

You flippin' miserable sod.

:laugh:

This is a joke thread, and you sir, were not funny right there.

whats with the taxi pic, do i need to read back thru this topic thread?

It followed immediately behind the joke I posted... unsurprisingly.

don't blame me if this one's lame, it ain't mine.

Did you hear about the two peanuts on the New York Metro?

One was a salted.

The Full Monty

A Fish Called Wanda

Not a huge watcher of films, so obviously have few favourites.