I reckon the Drinkwater song should be this (to the tune of Coldplay's Paradise):
"And it's Danny, Danny Drinkwater
And it's Danny, Danny Drinkwater
And it's Danny, Danny Drinkwater
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH"
That tune is begging for a player's song and this would fit perfectly!
C'mon lads - Saturday's the game to do it!