From Charnwood on Bentleys Roof
How about to the tune of When Johnny Comes Marching Home:
When you've got studs stuck in your knee, Wayne Brown. Wayne Brown.
When you wake up in A&E, Wayne Brown. Wayne Brown.
Do you really think you'll win the fight? Cos he don't give a fookin shite.
He's Wayne Brown he'll break your fookin legs!