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I like to go dancing, but since my Kenneth passed I don't go so much. My friend Karen says that I need to go back, but it would feel like I was betraying Kenneth. It was our thing. We were magic on that floor. None of this twerking nonsense proper dancing it was. I might go back, but I'm not dancing with Charles he smells like a festival toilet.
I like caravanning, but again I can go anymore as Kenneth did all the driving. The sprite major is stored in Weston-super-mare but Banksy has rubbed his oh so ironic wet wipe all over the town so I'll be asking Henry and Dot if they can tow it to Torbay or the place where Rick Stien has a restaurant. Where's that? Dot knows. It begins with a 'P' I think. Paignton? I'm not sure.
I do like association football I follow the Leicester City. Have you heard of them? David Speedie was my favourite and like me he's probably riddled with arthritis.
I'm interested in compiling my family tree and so far I've gone back 4 generations finding that my ancestors were mainly petty thieves or gamblers.
I like to look after my neighbour's dog when she is away. I spoil him rotten with dog chocolate and prime cuts. I don't buy it myself, I know where Karen (my neighbour) keeps her 'rainy day' money.
That's probably it for now, although I'll remember something else tomorrow when I've had my walk. If I don't have my walk the milkman will be worried and call the action line again like he did the time I thought it would be funny to leave my milk on the doorstep to see how long it'd be before he got worried and called an ambulance, or a mortuary van. 2 weeks it took him. He feels guilty about that now, so if he doesn't see me on my walk he checks. He's not in my will though.
