Karljohn

Most natural finisher this country has had since Robbie Fowler and Michael Owen. Still amazed at the number of players that show Kane onto his right foot for those curled efforts.

Need half a dozen new recruits at least. And I wouldn't trust Puel to take us forward.

Just f#ck off Puel

Gray has never been the brightest spark has he. Remember the helicopter incident when he almost beheaded himself.

They have been for weeks before today. Even at Brighton.

Garbage. Wingers with no target man. Zero creativity in the midfield. Gray is absolutely w@nk

Anyone who thinks this side is making progress under Puel needs to watch that back. It would still be 0-0 at midnight.

Even my stream cant be bothered to stutter and buffer.

Problem with Gray is he believes hes a hell of a lot better than he is, and the attitude goes with it.

Shambolic first 15 mins. What was Puels team talk that was so uninspiring! Burnley fans going 'abroad' for the first time ever.

I think he needs a pre season and 10-12 games before he can truly be judged.

Tater Peeler and Junior Lewis

Time for another overseas trip boys. Even warmer weather training under the guidance of Poo-el.

83 minutes too late.

Nodded off. Have we had a shot on target yet?

Gayle. Struggling to think of anyone uglier...makes Dowie look like Tom Hardy.

Playing in 3rd gear again.

Hopefully give him a 1 year deal like they did with Wasyl.

Are you Peter Crouch by any chance?

Pedestrian at times, Brighton were pretty clueless but we didnt seem to get out of 3rd gear. Mahrez kept drifting in first half and we had nothing on the right. Penalty save woke us up, 3 points but left the ground thinking weve got away with it.

More chance of it being Titus Bramble.

Still got these?

Zoumana Bakayogo Peter Weir

Agree, the league is dreadful, theres only Man City who are stronger than when we lifted the title. The rest havent moved on. The quality of the English players will be reflected in the World Cup, cannot see us going beyond group stage.