City Fan
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People are only jealous
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I can't believe that someone has "bidded" £9 inc. delivery for "that" bingo machine. There are some "fecking" nutters in the world.
Get a "job".
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I went to the one in Kettering im afraid. I assume they'l all be the same though.
Cheers, just went and picked up both! Bargain!
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Just been up sports direct, £4.49 sweet!
Craig, did you go to the one in town? Do you reckon the Fosse Park one will have them as well?
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Get a job for god's sake.
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"My dad's better than your dad. My dad's bigger than your dad."
Who cares? My dad fvcked your dad, and your dad enjoyed it.
Worst. Joke. Ever.
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"Some" "great" "items" "for" "sale" "there" "Craigy".
CF202008
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PmumoBZiMgc&...feature=related
I thought that were real at first
I wouldn't go around admitting that if I were you.......
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No it isn't mine,
I bought it at a local Charity Shop if you must know. My mum purchased it and me and her are selling on EBay.
Kind Regards
Craig Adams
Well surely if people are willing to give it away, no one in their right mind would want to actually BUY it?
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Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland, was on Bondi beach and couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.
So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style.
Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!
So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate, the potato goes in front!
Don't get it.
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Spastic goes to the ice cream van and says
" can i have an ice cream please "
ice cream man says
" what flavour "
spastic replies
" It doesn't matter i'm gonna drop the fcuker anyway "
That has to be the worst joke I have ever heard.
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New car just out.
Room for two in the front, two in the back.
Also room in the boot for another kid.
Introducing the new Renault McCann.
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They were happy enough to sell their stories to the tabloids for months and months, now they want to be left alone.
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This is good - wait for it..............
Now that bit has to be the funniest joke in this thread......
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Two condoms walking past a gay bar.
One condom says to the other
"Shall we go in here and get sh*t-faced?"
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Thanks for the info, but my problem is how do I get it out of hibernation?
When mine goes into hibernation I usually just press the power button but only for a split second and not very hard either, usually wakes up. Or failing that have you tried Ctrl+Alt+Del?
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Hope she is found safe and well. Although when she is, her parents need locking up - leaving several small kids on their own in a country and surroundings they dont recognise, only checking up on them every half an hour, disgrace.
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2 of the worst jokes I have ever heard......
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i went tonight aswell. very funny
Same here, face still hurts from laughing so much.
I think the best bit has to be the dinner party.
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what a crazy item!
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...me=STRK:MESE:IT
Cant believe the winning bid was £430!!!
They didn't pay it though - that's why they have a feedback score of -1
We don't know if they paid it or not because the auction that the winner didnt pay was back in March and was a different seller.
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I know this isn't Foxestalk Member related, but I thought it was good!
Carlos Alberto (Azerbaijan Gaffer)
Antonio Fargas (Huggy Bear)
The joke thread
in General Chat
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Congratulations.......worst joke I have heard in a long time!