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City Fan

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  1. My Missus just called me and said she is low on petrol and is too frightened to fill up in case she gets Swine flu, I said "its from Mexico not feckin Texaco" ;0)

    Congratulations.......worst joke I have heard in a long time!

  2. No it isn't mine,

    I bought it at a local Charity Shop if you must know. My mum purchased it and me and her are selling on EBay.

    Kind Regards

    Craig Adams

    Well surely if people are willing to give it away, no one in their right mind would want to actually BUY it?

  3. Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland, was on Bondi beach and couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.

    So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

    "Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style.

    Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!"

    The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

    Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!

    So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?"

    "JAHEESUS!" said the lifeguard, "Mate, the potato goes in front!

    Don't get it.

  4. Spastic goes to the ice cream van and says

    " can i have an ice cream please "

    ice cream man says

    " what flavour "

    spastic replies

    " It doesn't matter i'm gonna drop the fcuker anyway "

    lol

    That has to be the worst joke I have ever heard.

  5. Hope she is found safe and well. Although when she is, her parents need locking up - leaving several small kids on their own in a country and surroundings they dont recognise, only checking up on them every half an hour, disgrace.

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