Guest Daniel Posted 23 September 2004 Posted 23 September 2004 New thing from today. Every Friday i will do BM FRIDAY JOKETIME! Give you something to look forward to. Heres todays :- Q: What do Manchester Utd Fans and sperm have in common? A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being. Q: What do you have when 100 Man Utd Fans are buried up to their necks in sand? A: Not enough sand. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd Fan in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What do Man Utd Fans use for birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Man Utd Fan.You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A: Shoot the United Fan. Twice. Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford? A: All the mugs are on the pitch, and all the cups are at Highbury
Ash Posted 26 September 2004 Posted 26 September 2004 Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford? A: All the mugs are on the pitch, and all the cups are at Highbury 21276[/snapback] :: i liked that one ::
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