Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I took a prescription to the chemist today and for a joke my nurse had ticked that I didn't have to pay because I was over 60 years of age. I hand the prescription over and the girl looks at it and says "you don't pay for your prescriptions then?" Do I look like I'm over 60?!! Unbelievable!
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I took a prescription to the chemist today and for a joke my nurse had ticked that I didn't have to pay because I was over 60 years of age. I hand the prescription over and the girl looks at it and says "you don't pay for your prescriptions then?" Do I look like I'm over 60?!! Unbelievable! Maybe you drank more than you thought over the weekend!!!
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I took a prescription to the chemist today and for a joke my nurse had ticked that I didn't have to pay because I was over 60 years of age. I hand the prescription over and the girl looks at it and says "you don't pay for your prescriptions then?" Do I look like I'm over 60?!! Unbelievable! In a word... Yes.
Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Author Posted 21 August 2006 Maybe you drank more than you thought over the weekend!!! Quite possible In a word... Yes. Joker
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Quite possible Joker And I hear that spiky hair is very fashionable among the over 60s these days
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 And I hear that spiky hair is very fashionable among the over 60s these days You laugh now... but
Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Author Posted 21 August 2006 And I hear that spiky hair is very fashionable among the over 60s these days Unfortunately my hair is a bit lifeless today as I'm in slobbing post festival mood. Maybe she mistook me for Des O'Connor?
Ultra Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Dare one enquire what the prescription may have been for?
Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Author Posted 21 August 2006 Dare one enquire what the prescription may have been for? Haha not struggling in that department thank you very much Ultra!
Ultra Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 I never suggested for one moment that you did KM...
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Haha not struggling in that department thank you very much Ultra! It wasn't for medication for arthritis then?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 It wasn't for medication for arthritis then? He's not looking to soften up any more than he's looking to harden off. Clearly, the medication was some form of anti-itch cream after that nasty incident with the nettle.
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 He's not looking to soften up any more than he's looking to harden off. Clearly, the medication was some form of anti-itch cream after that nasty incident with the nettle. For a moment I thought you were referring to some other kind of itching (from hearsay...)
Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Author Posted 21 August 2006 For a moment I thought you were referring to some other kind of itching (from hearsay...)
Knighton Matt Posted 21 August 2006 Author Posted 21 August 2006 Need a hand, KM? A brain to understand what the hell is going on tonight would be a good start cheers chief!
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 A brain to understand what the hell is going on tonight would be a good start cheers chief! Best I can do is a computer generated one, I'm afraid to say.
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Best I can do is a computer generated one, I'm afraid to say. How can a brain (even if computer-generated) cure itchiness?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 How can a brain (even if computer-generated) cure itchiness? A brain as magnificant as this can think about hundreds of other things. If you're thinking about lots of other stuff, the itch will go away.
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 A brain as magnificant as this can think about hundreds of other things. If you're thinking about lots of other stuff, the itch will go away. You seem to be speaking from experience. Have you run into nettles many times?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 You seem to be speaking from experience. Have you run into nettles many times? Run into? Yes. Fell into? Oh yes. Rolled around in? Oh definately. When I was younger, I had friends who liked to play an occasional game of 'tracker' (just as a change from footie)- we split up into two groups, and one group had to make themselves scarce and stay 'on the run' for as long as possible without being caught. The country park near my house had an entrance the other side of a road. So you cross under (or over if you fancy playing chicken with the cars). Well there was a large group of stinging nettles at the base of the wall of the bridge. The wall is sloped, and I was running up the wall to get onto the road. I got about half way up and my foot slipped. So I fell. Unfortunately I fell to the left of me, into the stinging nettles. I rolled slightly when I landed, just for the full effect. I was quite lucky in some respects because I got away without being too badly stung (I had enough clothing on to avoid the worst of it). My arms bore the brunt of it, though. :laugh:
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Run into? Yes. Fell into? Oh yes. Rolled around in? Oh definately. ... :laugh: Nasty!
lookwhaticando Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Nasty! Least my manhood survived in one piece... unlike some poor unfortunate people who've been mentioned previously in this topic.
cisono Posted 21 August 2006 Posted 21 August 2006 Least my manhood survived in one piece... unlike some poor unfortunate people who've been mentioned previously in this topic. Indeed... that must be really bad!
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